The scene opens with the title of the movie appearing in stylized Kanji. Then Lina comes over the hill jogging. She's dressed exactly how Lum was dressed in the opening scene in Urusei Yatsura movie 4 Lum the Forever and the same music is playing while little green birds fly around her. This continues for a bit until some bandits jump in front of her and they get blown up.

Narrator: When we last left our heroes Destructo Dustpan had summoned the Dustpan of nightmares to begin his plan to plunge the world into chaos! Why is he doing it? Because he feels like it!

The Dustpan of nightmares hovers over the island! Suddenly several very powerful magic attacks hit Destructo Dustpan!

Broom Burst: ShabbyBigToe we meet again!
Destructo Dustpan: Oh it's you Seinfeld!
Xellos: Seinfeld? Ooooooh.... You wouldnt be related to Jerry Seinfeld?
Broom Burst: Prepare to die dustpan scum!

They both fire really big magical attacks at each other which meet in a big ball of magic. It explodes raining down on the island blowing stuff up. The largest chunk of magic ball hit's the island of Bishounen blowing it up. Ranma and Ryoga dive into the ocean to escape the fire and change.

Xellos: Hmmm I think it's time for me to use my ultimate weapon!

Xellos runs over to Zelgadis who's out cold from getting hit by some of the black magic balls. He pulls out Zelgadis's hair and runs into his hut! Destructo dustpan smacks Broom Burst into the ground and lets her have it with a dustpan slave! He lands next to her and puts a red bulls eye on her unconscious body.

Destructo Dustpan: Dustpan of nightmares I summon you! Split this island in two! Right on the bullseye!

The dustpan whizzes toward the island but right before it hits something stops it! It was the Queen of Swords and she's all glowy looking!

QOS: You who seeks destruction I shall destroy you!
Destructo Dustpan: Awww come on I was just playing! I wasn't really going to blow up your Island!
QOS: Tell me one reason why I should let you live.
Destructo Dustpan: How's about I tell you over some dinner!

Later on they all meet at a table to have dinner. The Slayers cast is all there along with some special guest stars from Zelgadis on the couch.

QOS tosses a vegetable at Destructo Dustpan. It lands on his plate and turns into a freaky creature.

Freaky Creature: Well are you going to answer the question?
Distructo Dustpan: I'm thinking I'm thinking! Ummmm ok I got it! If you let me live I'll show you my face!
QOS: Hmm I have been curious about that! It's a deal!

Destructo Dustpan removes his mask to reveal his face! It looks just like a giant toe nail! And it has a picture of a nude Lina Inverse painted on it!

QOS: Hhahahahaha!

She cant stop laughing at the picture and falls backwards out of her chair. One of her swords fly up into the air and land on the action figure Phibrizo is trapped in. The Phibrizo piece pulls it's self out of the action figure and squeezes under the door.

Lina: Dragon slave!

The entire hut is blown to pieces! There's no sign of Destructo dustpan anywhere! All that was left was a raincheck! Written on the raincheck was "I'm skipping town until the heat blows over. Until my return I leave this gift! A very special Raincheck for Naga!"

Naga picks it up.

Naga: OHOHOHOHO! I love my new Raincheck!

Xellos wearing gloves snatches it out of her hand and sniffs it.

Xellos: Hmmm it seems that it's laced with a very strong plot contrivance! Well I was hoping for something like this! I was afraid I wouldn't have a chance to test out my secret weapon!

Naga grabs back the Raincheck.

Naga: It's my rain check! Your my best friend Raincheck!

Naga starts to dance around the room shouting "Go raincheck! It's your birthday!"

Later that night Naga leaves the raincheck in her bikini. The little piece of Phibrizo sensing immense power sneaks under the door and jumps into the bikini where it fuses with the raincheck!

The Raincheck thinks to it's self.

Raincheck: Why do I pilot Eva? Can I understand my father? why am I a raincheck?

Shinji was looking up at a blank ceiling. Some dustpan monster stuck his consciousness in a raincheck after he blew up the world in the Evangelion movie and he had been trapped there ever since! Then Shinji looked to the other side of the room! There was a boy standing there about his size. It was Phibrizo the Hellmaster! They walk towards each other and fuse together. Just then the raincheck explodes and Shinji pops out of it! Naga sees what happened and scrambles down on the floor shouting "Raincheck sama! " Naga goes into withdrawal from her rain check addiction and starts twitching on the floor.

The next day.

Zelgadis is on the couch.

Zelgadis thinks: How did this couch get on the beach? Oh well it doesn't matter! It's such a comfortable couch I'm just going to lie here.

Then Zelgadis looked up to see a kid. It was Shinji! Or was it Shinji?

Shinji/Hellmaster: Oh I remember you! Your that chimera person. Well you wont escape my couch! I will have revenge on Lina and my father!
Zelgadis: Wait.... Your not Shinji! Your Phibrizo!
Shinji/ Hellmaster: Actually I've merged with Shinji! He has told me the secret of 3rd impact and I shall destroy the world with it! But first I need to sort out issues with my dad.

He jumps into a dimensional hole!

Nerve Headquarters before the world blew up

Gendo Ikari was sitting in his office.

Ikari: Yes I see Fuyutski! Everything is going according to schedule!

He put his hands in front of his mouth. But then several large explosions rocked Nerve headquarters! Amelia came upon Zelgadis.

Amelia: Mr. Zelgadis what happened?
Zelgadis: Amelia! We've got trouble! Hellmasters back and he's going to blow up the world and Shinji’s dad!
Amelia: How very unjust! We must punish Hellmaster very justly!
Zelgadis: Hey where’s Lina? We need her Giga slave!
Amelia: Ummm I was just looking for her now but all I could find was a raincheck.
Xellos: I know what can defeat Hellmaster! I copied Zelgadis again!

Zelgadis grabs Xellos by the throat and starts trying to choke him. Then someone pulled Zelgadis off of Xellos! It was the Zelgadis clone!

Xellos: Meet super Zelgadis! I added some of the dubbed Vegitas hair into him! Also theres female Zelgadis over there behind him. And Chewbacca Zelgadis and....

Super Zelgadis: Wheres Hellmaster? When I find him I'll blast him into

ANOTHER DIAMENSION!

Zelgadis: You.... This is worst then when you stuck your hair in there! I will get my revenge!

Zelgadis runs off laughing maniacally!

Lina: Oh there you are Xellos!
Xellos: I thought the rainchecks got you!
Lina: Well ummm....
Xellos: Lina whats behind you? Give it to me!
Lina: NO! Fireball! Xellos I'm keeping my Raincheck! Now are you going to help me save the world or not?

Destructo dustpan shows up.

Lina: Hey I thought you left!
Destructo dustpan: I cant leave because if the world blew up I couldn't write more fics! You guys need any help?
Xellos: We need guns and lots of them! And we also need dark sunglasses and trench coats! And Lina needs tight shiny leather pants!

Large racks of machine guns suddenly appear around Xellos and Lina. Their both dressed in dark trench coats and sunglasses.

Hellmaster laughs at Gendo who's tied to his chair.

Hellmaster/Shinji: Hahaha! I now have complete control over nerve headquarters.
Gendo: This wasn't in the scenerio!
Hellmaster/Shinji: Yeah and neither was this dad!

He starts to dress Gendo up like a woman.

Gendo: This isn't going according to schedule....

At the entrance to Nerve theres several guards and a metal detector. Xellos and Lina come walking up looking really dramatic and mysterious in their new clothes. They walk into the metal detector.

Nerve guard: Can you remove any metal items.... oh shit!

Xellos whips out a really big machine gun! He punches the guard across the room. Lina and Xellos start blasting away and doing all sorts of big jumps and kicks!

Nerve guard: Awww man we need reinforcements!

Nobody notices that when Lina runs up on the wall she drops the plot contrivance rain check! More guards arrive and start shooting at them. Xellos starts to jump around and do crazy kicks again. He lands on one hand and blasts several more guards with his gun.

Lina: Awww hell this is taking to long! Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows etc... Dragon slave!

Booom! In an instant a good chunk of nerve headquarters blows up!

Xellos: Oh you just had to go shooting off your dragonslave! I wanted to be dramatic and do back flips with my black trench coat but you ruined it! I cant even find my sun glasses in this mess!

Suddenly Hellmaster/Shinji appears!

Hellmaster/shinji: So you think you can stop me do you? I laugh at you!

Xellos whips out his guns and empties a whole clip at Hellmaster/Shinji who gets all blurry and dodges all the bullets!

Xellos: all right come on out super Zelgadis!

Super Zelgadis busts through the wall and jumps in front of Shinji/Hellmaster and grabs him in a headlock!

Hellmaster/Shinji: Let me go!
Super Zelgadis: I'll let you go.... INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION!

He flings Hellmaster Across the room and blasts him with a very large ki blast! But then Hellmaster comes out of it unscathed.

Hellmaster/Shinji: Very good you managed to catch some of my hair on fire.

But just as Hellmaster/Shinji is about to blast Super Zelgadis Asuka walks up to him. A breeze blows Asukas dress up and Hellmaster sees her pantys.

Asuka slaps him accross the face "SHCEIB!"

Hellmaster/Shinji: You can't slap Hellmaster and get away with it!
Asuka: Yes I can because I'm not Asuka! I'm Gaav the demon dragon king!

That Raincheck Lina dropped had a piece of me in it and Asuka picked it up and absorbed it!

Hellmaster/Shinji: Hehehehehe Gaav look at you your a girl! Hehehehehe
Gaav/Asuka: What you think this is easy? I've got a period and this girl I'm in has more psychological problems then I can count!
Hellmaster/Shinji: What? You've got it easy! This boy I'm in has about twice as many psychological problems! He's got issues with his father and just about everyone else he knows! At least your sexy looking!
Asuka/Gaav: Oh yeah well... You really think I'm sexy?

Hellmaster/Shinji starts to blush and says "Well yeah..."

Kowaro: Shinji how could you leave me for her? I'm your only true love!
Lina: Xellos this is to much for TV! Lets get out of here before something ugly happens!
Xellos: just a moment! I'm just taking a few precautions!
Lina: What's in those crates you put in that closet?
Xellos: That's a secret!

Lina And Xellos get outside Nerve headquarters and dive through the wormhole back to Gourrigans Island.

Xellos takes out what looks like bomb trigger and presses it. He starts to giggle!

Back at Nerve headquarters Funky fruit gas is released and everyone in the base starts to get funky.

Destructo Dustpan: Well now how did it go guys?
Lina: This is all your fault you big dumb dustpan!
Destructo Dustpan: Yep and I'm proud of it too! I must leave you all now but I have a feeling I'll be back soon and I'll bring more suprises for all of you!

He disappears and Lina shudders.

Xellos: where’s super Zelgadis?

All the Zelgadis clones are trying to ask out Amelia including female Zelgadis which was kinda scary!

Amelia: NO! NO! NO! The only Zelgadis for me is Zelgadis! You guys need to ask out somebody else! Try Naga!

The Zelgadis in question just came out of his hut. He looked around to see some frozen buildings crumbling around his hut.

Zelgadis: what the (censored)!

Then he looked out into the distance to see Amelia walking in his direction!

The other Zelgadises: Hey that the guy that's Amelia's boyfriend! You know what that means....

They all whip out some machine guns and bazookas they got from the shelve of weapons and start firing in Zelgads's direction. As soon as the missile blows up by Zelgadis the Urusei Yatsura movie 4 music starts playing and Zelgadis runs down the beach being chased by missiles. Amelia runs toward him while little green birds are flying around her she starts shouting "Darling!" Zelgadis jumps into the air to avoid a missile crashing right into Amelia’s open arms.

Zelgadis: Auuuggh!
Amelia: DARLING!

THE END.........question mark