I am no longer
accepting Gourrigan's guest fics, but I think others are.
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to search for "Gourrigan's Island". Meanwhile, enjoy this archive!


Title art by Eyodius
Belladonna (Eyo-Chan)
These are the Gourrigan's Island stories written by people other than The Queen of Swords. Wanna read the Queen's Gourrigan's Fics? Click here!
| Gourrigan's
Gilligan's Island Silver Fox |
Stupid title by me, funny story by Silver Fox. |
| Need
Your Genius It's Eva-Slay-a-Thon Dan Snyder |
The Eva folks throw a shindig on Gourrigan's Island! Pick and ending, any ending. |
| Chibi
Chibi Bang Bang Dan Snyder |
My geologist friend Daniel is back in the saddle again (and will probably kill me for that stupid title). This time it's a chibi invasion! And we discover Amelia has a back-up plan in case that Princess gig doesn't work out. |
| Rezo's
Discount Brain Augmentation Clinic Dan Snyder |
The musical. Gourry wants to be smart, so he turns to Rezo to augment his brain power. But this is Rezo, the guy who made Zel "strong" by turning him into a chimera. Flower power, baby, do your own thing, groovy. |
| Rezo's
Discount Brain Augmentation Clinic - Part Two Dan Snyder |
Xellos finds a way to rid the island of all that peace, love and understanding: Capitalism! |
| Revenge
Is A Dish Best Served With Coconuts Dan Snyder |
Every guest writer to date is in this one...but is being on my little island really such a nightmare? A Daniel Snyder special. |
| Magical
Mystery Mart Bluefox |
The amazing disappearing mini-mart! Take thee now thine Holy Hand Grenade... |
| It's
A Secret Bluefox |
Bluefox is back with a very valuable lesson: No one keeps secrets from a Guest Writer... though our little Castaways can have fun trying. Break a leg, kids! |
| Dathon's
Island Dathon |
This episode's guest writer comes from my Print Production class. David, a.k.a. Dathon, plays Starcraft and felt it was about bloody time the island got some serious hardware. And, um, conquered. Sort of. |
| Elves
Are A Girl's Best Friend Part 1 Dathon |
Dathon's back--no, wait! It's not him! It's another one of his RPG personalities! Ooh! This one's cute! Heheh! |
| Elves
Are A Girl's Best Friend Part 2 Dathon |
I had no idea Xellos was the jealous type. No clue. I must remember that little tidbit of personal information... |
| Rezo's
Garage Sale Dathon |
Rezo learns a hard lesson about playing with other people's toys and has to sell his most treasured belongings to pay off Protoss Executor Dathon. Two words: John Tesh. Da horror. Da horror. |
| Xellos
Gets Hitched Part One Featherfall |
After a night of binging on Funky Fruit, the Trickster Priest awakens to discover a wedding ring on his finger! I think Featherfall plans a second part to this one... |
| Xellos
Gets Hitched Part Two Featherfall |
At last we discover who married Xellos! Hint: It's not me *sniffle*. |
| The
Terror of the Dub Golem Featherfall |
Featherfall really doesn't like Xellos' English voice. Heheheh. I'll say nothing, since I'd like to get into that line of work and might find myself needing to be on Mr. Moo's good side. The rest of you, however, my have a giggle at that gentlemans' expense, and I'll stay mum about it. |
| Inversed
Wars Part One Tecno |
Remember that Star Trek episode where there's a transporter accident that swaps some of the crew for their evil, parallel universe counterparts? Well, imagine that happening to the Slayers folks on Gourrigan's Island. |
| Inversed
Wars Part Two Tecno |
More inversed mayhem from Tecno! Oh the humanity! |
| Inversed
Wars Part Three Tecno |
Gourrigan's Island gets blown to bits, and everybody dies. Maybe. |
| Cute
Girl Attack Mar Mercader |
It's a big, honkin' crossover from Mar Mercader, my friend from Spain! Cuties from Marmalade Boy tempt the G.I. boys without really meaning to. The writer is HOW OLD?!! |
| The
Newbie Metamia |
New Girl (Metamia) gets sent to Gourrigan's Island by moi (QOS) to have her way with the Castaways. Tongue firmly in cheek citrus warning: Lots of innuendo in this one...*sniffle* I'm so proud! |
| Drifter Nathan Crews |
A new, devious writer who plays it close to the chest has wandered onto Gourrigan's Island. Who is he? And who is this one who will come after him? |
| No
Mercy! Nathan Crews |
The Man in the Black Hat is back...and in his wake is a truly terrifying entity, indeed. Thank goodness for hammers of justice. |
| Couriosity
George Nathan Crews |
Once upon a time, the MitBH decided the world needed folk singers like they needed a hole in the head, but his folk singer-slaying servant is running amok in that winter wonderland known as Gourrigan's Island. |
| Couriosity
George 2 Nathan Crews |
The Zombie slave eats Amelia. (No, not like that, you gutterbrains!) She is crunchy and good with ketchup. |
| How
Mysterious Nathan Crews |
Holy cripes, somebody actually married Naga. Not only that, they reproduced. But that's not why all those researchers are running around Gourrigan's Island poking, prodding and interviewing everybody. |
| Amelia's
Baby Nathan Crews |
This episode is frickin' weird, folks...and for me to say something's frickin' weird, it's really frickin' weird. Oh, and Amelia has conceived for no apparent reason. |
| Baby
Blues Nathan Crews |
Whose baby is it? And what's up with that pro-wrestling thing? You can help name the little bambino! Send suggestions to Nathan (let's see how many people can follow directions). |
| One
Good Deed Nathan Crews |
The Man in the Black Hat is getting pretty cocky and boy does he have a mouth on him. I think he has a deathwish. Just don't eat the brownies. |
| Mayhem
on the Island Nathan Crews |
It's a big, honkin' crossover, last gasp guest fic sort of thing! With chibis, bishounen, and Barneys to torment Xellos! Life is good. |
| Gourrigan's
5th Nathan Crews |
Scooby Inu Dooooo! Now why didn't I think of that? The Slayers Gang (and a certain misanthropic half-demon) must find Gourry's missing 5th (of Jack Daniels, that is). |
| Chickfight Fionavar al Dara |
I think the name pretty much speaks for itself. (Xellos' remarks about being with me are A LIE! A LIE, I TELL YOU! A STINKING LIE!) |
| DDD
Disorder Fionavar al Dara |
Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it. Also, you might get what you don't want, like married to Amelia, for instance. |
| Truth
or Dare Fionavar al Dara |
It's raining, it's pouring, this island is boring... Let's play a game! Who's the cutest guy on Gourrigan's Island? Heheheheh. |
| Zelgadis
Gets Pic'ed Fionavar al Dara |
Hey, Zel, can I have some of your hair? Geez, you'd think Stone Boy would've learned his lesson in Zelgadis On The Couch... |
| Slayers
3:16 Fionavar al Dara |
Brawl! It's Luna versus Xelas, then Fio versus the World! Fionavar al Dara is back! |
| Coup
de Fionavar Fionavar al Dara |
A certain Elfin female is a tad pissed at a whole list of people, but...Fio, I don't think Jedi Knights do that sort of thing... |
| Sword
and Sorcery Part 1 Part 2 Fionavar al Dara and Harrison Barber |
He's baaaaack...Duelist Harrison Barber returns to battle Fionavar al Dara! Who will win this clash of the titans? You'll just have to read to find out. Mwahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa! |
| Tongue's
The Word! Tya Hart |
Amelia is refusing to cook another morsel and is threatening to swim back to Japan. Zel's tongue to the rescue...sort of. This is part one. What kind of trouble will Zel's tongue get him into next time? |
| The
Perfect Man Tya Hart |
The follow-up to "Tongue's the Word"...and the gang is just not talking nice to each other. Furthermore, it's a regular Dis Fio Fest. But Zel looks goo-ood! |
| Rockmen! Alex |
Away back when I was doing Real For A Day dates, Alex had a couple with Princess Amelia. Now, Alex looks an awful lot like a certain chimera and quickly becomes the most popular guy on the island, even with...XELLOS?! |
| Accidents
Will Happen Michael the Red Priest |
Zapping Lina is one thing. Zapping Rezo...I can forgive that, too. But zapping ME?! Michael the Red Priest makes the mistake of his life...oddly, I forgive him and let him write more episodes. I'm getting soft in my old age. One might say...Plushie. Heh. |
| Xellos'
Tech Support Michael the Red Priest |
Michael makes the mistake of asking Xellos for help when his computer breaks down. 'Nuff said. (And for the record: I didn't teach Xellos a thing about computers...really!) |
| You
Are SO Dead Michael the Red Priest |
The "you" in that title could refer to a number of people, including Michael the Red Priest, Bluefox and Xellos. But I discover what Dragonballs are good for, so I'll forgive them. |
| Queen's
Revenge Michael the Red Priest |
Karla and I wreak havoc upon certain newlyweds, as well as Amelia and Naga and anybody and anything else in range...even *sniffle* MARLEY! |
| Sister
From Hell Michael the Red Priest |
Holy Lazy Webmeisters, Batman! This is Gourrigan's #40 (including mine)! What could be more shocking? More appalling? More insane? Michael the Red Priest has a sister who's really into Sailor Moon and has a Romulan cloaking device. Oh the humanity... |
| Sister
From Hell Part Two Michael the Red Priest |
The little brat is still on the loose. See, this is one of the reasons I don't plan to spawn: My kids would be just this obnoxious, and you know I'd marry some guy who's just a male version of my crazy self. Imagine our offspring. Oops. Didn't mean to make you faint. |
| Sister
From Hell Part Three Michael the Red Priest |
He actually wrote me--ME!--being taken prisoner. *taps fingernails* But at least I didn't get put in a cage, like Xellos...and Dathon's there, so...I guess I'll be ok. *sniffle* |
| The
Resurrection of MtRP Michael the Red Priest |
Note: Before you read this story, read Shizuka's story "Wish For You" (below), so you have a clue. Well, we thought Mike was dead, and he is. But not for long. |
| The
Duel Part 1 The Duel Part 2.1 The Duel Part 2.2 The Duel Part 3 Michael the Red Priest and Harrison Barber |
Harrison Barber wrote me a while back suggesting a duel between himself and Michael the Red Priest. I said: What a great idea! I had no idea BOTH of these guys had god complexes... Notice how careful they are about harming me, though. Heh. This one's a great, big, honkin' bunch of crossovers with Hollywood stunts and high tech special effects. Yeah, baby, YEAH! |
| A
Wish For You by Shizukasama |
Read this story before reading MtRP's "The Resurrection of MtRP". You know, there are many times when I wish I could dial the phone and get the Goddess Help Line instead of whoever I was trying to call. The Castaways, however, aren't quite as thrilled with the Helper Diety who shows up on the Island... |
| Fashion
Show by Shizukasama |
Just what it says it is, folks. The Helper Dieties are back... I can't believe I allowed something as exploitative as a fashion show that only involves one gender. Meat, I tell you! Just meat! For the record, I would never participate in one of those things, but when a Guest Writer is at the helm... |
| Education
Celebration M.E. (Magnificent Entity) |
Brand name dropping, lots of weirdos, carrots, a few bishounen...nothing makes sense anymore! And what's this about rent?! I coulda sworn I paid that...*gulp* |
| Mushroom
Surprise Silvestris and Pairaka |
And you thought Funky Fruit was a trip... |
| Just
Another Boring Day The Silver Sorceress |
Cliches, cliches, cliches. It's a secret, Amelia loves Zel (but he hates her), Rezo wears red, Lina fireballs people, Naga's boobs are huge, and I make an appearance. Hmm, what would the Island be like without cliches...? |
| Fear
And Lothing on Gourrigan's Island Destructo Dustpan (aka: Shabby BigToe) |
Mwahahahaaa! We all thought Zoamalgustar was just Martina's imaginary friend, didn't we? Just a made up Mazoku! Not only is he real...Xellas Metallium had his baby and the baby is *scary music* a Guest Writer! *GASP* |
| Gourrigan's
Island: The Movie Destructo Dustpan (aka: Shabby BigToe) |
I knew Eva was weird...I knew Destructo Dustpan was weird...but combining the two might be more than the Universe can bear. |
| The
Curse of the Inane Writer The Inane Writer |
You know, I think all of us are "inane writers" at some time or another, especially when we take up the mantle of Guest Writer. But what could be more terrifying than a Guest Writer who throws in plot development, continuity, and more sexual innuendo than even Naga can stomache?! Da horrah! Da horrah! |
| Daisuke
Gets Funky The Inane Writer |
The follow-up to The Curse of the Inane Writer! |
| Java Lacewing |
An unsuspecting Xellos finds a little something extra in his usual cup o' Joe... enough to put the poor guy off coffee for good! (No, it's not sugar cubes shaped like happy, smiley Amelia heads.) |
| The
Wrath of Invincar! Amethyst Angel |
From the maker of Mr. T vs The Slayers and Mr. T vs Escaflowne, it's a Gourrigan's Island graphic adventure from Amethyst Angel! Van and Allen accept an invitation from me to a party on the island, but when they get there the party's off 'cause I got kidnapped! (This one's on AA's website, but there's a link back to this menu from there.) |
| Cherry
Coke Eyodius Belladonna |
Some people simply should not be allowed to have large quanitities of caffeine and sugar... |
| Day
of the Coyote Teresa Cain (aka Coyote Moon) |
Oh that's just great. Just what we needed. Another trickster on the island. Oy. Well, fun times for Xellos...heh....heheh....Sit on him...teehee... |
| The
Hoowee Menace Hoowee the Dark Elf |
I think I need some of dat good ol' Hoowee mojo for meself! Whatever Hoowee writes, is what comes to pass. Sort of like Hitomi from Vision of Escaflowne and her visions. Only...Hitomi never wished for monkeys. |