crazy27.jpg (17359 bytes) CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LOVE:
Chapter Twenty Seven

        Inu Yasha sat alone on the beach in the dark with his knees tucked up to his chin and watched the waves wash over the shore. He was aware of at least three people watching him, and only one of them was friendly. That was Kagome, standing on the porch, letting him have his space. Gin was back on the roof, having not learned her lesson at all, and was listening to whatever conversations were going on inside. The crew from the past were under strictest orders not to mention, nor ever refer to, the significance of the New Moon to Inu Yasha on pain of clawing, so Gin probably wasn’t hearing anything useful. The third watcher concerned Inu Yasha most, since his presence confirmed Shinai’s claims, which Inu Yasha had most sincerely hoped were lies: Tachi was back. Strangely, he seemed content to sit atop a dune and watch his enemy watch the surf. Just to be spiteful, Inu Yasha ignored him except for one ear he kept cocked in Tachi’s direction. He hoped Kagome would stay on the porch and not come down there, within the gang leader’s reach, and for the time being she seemed content to do so.
        The demon closed his eyes and conjured up the image of Kagome in regal kimono that had so entertained him earlier that evening (not the preggie one, the other one). He smiled and sighed, then felt suddenly sad when he remembered he couldn’t go to the ball tomorrow night and see her in her pretty dress. She’d bragged about it when they’d all come home to find him sulking on the couch, absently flipping through the channels on satellite and sucking on a beer. On the table in front of him had been a beer can pyramid, testament to his depression. Shunusuke had advised him to switch to something non-alcoholic before he developed a problem and had unceremoniously snatched Inu Yasha’s unfinished beer from his hand and replaced it with a Coke. Much to everyone’s surprise, Inu Yasha had just let him do it.
        He’d tried out Sesshomaru’s bug-jamming device on Kagome in the bedroom so he could give her a quick report on the evening’s events. She hadn’t been too pleased about Tachi’s return, and neither had anybody else when she’d revealed that knowledge to them in a note. She’d also told Shunusuke about the listening devices in the condo, which had sent him and Yuki on bug safari. That’s what they’d been doing when Inu Yasha had jumped off the porch, into the trees and down to the beach.
        "Sucks to be you, eh, Inu Yasha?" Tachi said in a quiet voice, knowing the demon’s supernatural ears could hear him quite clearly. "Your girl’s up there, and you’re out here. Piss her off?"
        Inu Yasha demonstrated an obscene gesture he’d perfected after watching Yuki all week.
        "Does your mother know you’re so polite?" Tachi cackled.
        Inu Yasha ignored that remark. It was none of that little human bastard’s business that his mother was long dead and so was his father. He chose, rather, to launch a small barb of his own to confirm Shinai’s suspicions. "I hear you’re working for Asano now."
        Tachi snickered. "Heard that, huh? Yeah, the old man finally recognized my finer qualities. I hear you got a job, too, dog breath, working for that poof Sesshomaru."
        Inu Yasha shrugged. "So what’s Asano want you to do for him? Let me kick your ass again?"
        More chuckling came from the dune, along with the sounds of Tachi getting up and walking toward him. Inu Yasha’s back stiffened, but otherwise, he didn’t move, not even when the human plunked down next to him. "That’s a secret. And you?"
        Inu Yasha gave him a sly look and showed all of his fangs. To his delight, Tachimora paled and gulped. "You’re feeling pretty cocky, aren’t you, human? Well, enjoy it while you can." Inu Yasha punctuated his toothy grin with a scary growl in the depths of his chest. He knew his youkai eyes were glowing in the darkness in a way that no other predator’s did and he was very much aware of how uncomfortable that was making his companion. No matter how mean he thought he was, in the end Tachimora was just a human punk who didn’t stand a chance against anybody with demon blood. He suspected Asano meant to get rid of Tachi by pitting him against Inu Yasha in a hopeless battle.
        Whatever, thought Inu Yasha. He was tired of being a pawn in the older demons’ games. All he’d wanted when he came here was to spend time with Kagome without worrying about the Jewel or danger, and look where it had gotten him. True, Keiichi and Karami might be dead if he hadn’t been here, and lots of other innocent vacationers could very well be hurt, as well. But because of him and the Jewel, this quaint little vacation spot had become infested with demons.
        "So!" Tachi said suddenly, in an attempt to change the subject and make Inu Yasha change his expression. "Going to the ball?"
        "Are you?" Inu Yasha shot back, widening his carnivorous smirk enough to make the human actually scoot back a few inches. "I’ll bet you’ll look cute in a dress."
        Tachi swallowed hard and tried to recover his aplomb. "Not as pretty as you with those lovely white locks."
        "Now who’s a poof?" Inu Yasha’s grin got positively cruel when he added: "Shall I save you a dance, fairy-boy?"
        Tachi covered his mouth, giggled and fluttered his eyelashes flirtatiously. "Oh, Inu Yasha! You’re such a Don Juan! I’ll put you at the top of my dance card!"
        Inu Yasha had no idea what a "Don Juan" was, or a dance card for that matter, but he got the idea he was being beaten at his own game--and there was no way he was going be outdone by some stupid human. "Tachimora, humans are good for two things to a youkai," he held up two fingers and did his hungriest predator look, "and you ain’t pretty enough for the other one."
        Tachi decided that would be a good time to go away and leave the hungry demon alone. Quickly, but not so quickly that he looked like he was running away, the gang leader headed back to the Green Mermaid and his new boss. Inu Yasha chuckled to himself. He actually felt better.


        Later, Inu Yasha lay back-to-back with Kagome in her hotel room, not wanting to leave her alone with Tachi running around loose and backed up by Asano’s ability to make people "disappear". He was uncomfortably aware of her warmth and the sounds of her breathing and heartbeat. Every once in a while she’d sigh contentedly in her sleep, and he’d wonder what she was dreaming, hoping it was about him. He had no idea how he was going to stay awake all night to guard her, nor what he’d do when it was time for him to go through the well the next day. Convincing Kagome to stay behind and go to the dance had been a tough sell until Miroku, Sango and Myouga had volunteered to stay behind with her. Shippo would return with Inu Yasha, just as he’d been the only one to come with him when he’d so rashly chased after Kagome almost a week before. Had it really been a whole week? It seemed like everything was coming full circle now that Tachimora had returned to threaten them, only now he and Inu Yasha were working for other people. Inu Yasha smiled smugly: He’d bet the older Sesshomaru against Asano any day. The Sesshomaru of the present seemed like a cooler head than the brother Inu Yasha knew in the past. He wondered what kinds of demons he had working for him. Asano and Hisui seemed to favor kitsune. Did Sesshomaru use them, too? Did he have humans working for him? He made a mental note to ask his brother about it next time they talked in this time. It would be good to know who he’d be working with.
        Could he support Kagome on what amounted to twenty to thirty gold ryu a year? What did that buy in this time? They’d probably live at the shrine, which would eliminate the need to buy a house, but he figured Kagome’s family would expect him to contribute to maintenance and food costs. He’d want to buy Kagome nice clothes, of course, and pretty jewelry, too. She should have nice things, he thought firmly. Would he need a car? Kagome seemed able to get about without one, so maybe he could avoid it.
        He rolled over and without realizing what he was doing, draped his arm over Kagome’s waist and pulled her into the curve of his body, filling his nostrils with the clean smell of her thick, dark hair. Sesshomaru would probably want him to learn to operate a car, just in case he needed to drive one for some reason. He nudged Kagome’s hair out of his face with his chin so he wouldn’t have to move his arm and disturb her sleep. It occurred to him for a moment that she might get mad at him for being so familiar, then rejected the thought. The goodnight kiss she’d given him had been too comfortable and sweet for her to mind him cuddling her while she slept. It wasn’t as if he was trying to feel her up, or anything. Anyway, a kidnapper would be less able to snatch her with him curled around her like that. He closed his eyes and imagined they would always sleep like that in their own bed, in their own house…
        Before he knew it, Inu Yasha was contentedly asleep and dreaming about playing with his dark-haired children while Kagome made supper in the kitchen of their very own home.
        "That’s so cute, it’s disgusting," Shinai muttered as he jumped from the fire escape to the balcony outside Kagome’s room and curled up in fox-form in a corner to sleep. Hisui had ordered him to keep an eye on her favorite humans to make sure Mikoto’s pet Tachi didn’t try anything funny, but it was turning out to just be boring babysitting duty.
        A soft thump announced Tsurai’s arrival on the balcony, and Shinai looked up at his furry brother with a start. His twin sauntered over and snuggled up with him, wriggling himself into Shinai’s curves until they were one, big pile of black fur with two sets of twitching ears and tails and four glowing eyes. "Good night, brother," Tsurai mumbled into his twin’s fur.
        Shinai sighed and resigned himself to Tsurai’s company. "So what’s he want you to do?" He asked sourly.
        "Keep an eye on you," Tsurai yawned with a little whine. "You?"
        "Guard Romeo and Juliet in there," Shinai snorted and pointed an ear in the hotel room’s direction, "and make sure your boss doesn’t do anything to them. Met that Tachi kid yet?"
        Tsurai growled a little, then shook it off. "He’s a useless punk with an overblown sense of his own importance. If we’re lucky, Inu Yasha will kill him. If not, I’ll probably do it myself."
        The twins giggled over that, then Shinai grouched: "I don’t think they’re gonna do anything interesting in there. I never get the good assignments."
        "Pervert."
        They giggled some more, then drifted off to sleep.


        Meanwhile, Sesshomaru sat alone on the back veranda of the Green Mermaid, sipping a nice cup of Green Tea and playing with his email using a laptop and cell phone. Supposedly, Hisui snoozed in their room, but he wasn’t stupid and assumed she’d left to conduct business of her own as soon as he was out of the building. This whole affair with Inu Yasha was getting to be like a three-way chess game—and as far as Sesshomaru was concerned, chess should never involve more than two players. Therefore, one of them had to go: Hisui or Mikoto. Now that Inu Yasha was on his payroll, Sesshomaru felt it was his duty to take the poor boy’s side against those more experience than he in the ways of the modern, techno-savvy Machiavellian youkai. First things first: Provide insurance that Brother Dearest will make it safely to the well tomorrow afternoon. He checked the availability of his people, selected a pair he thought were a match for anything Hisui or Mikoto might field and IM’d them their new assignments. Then he read his other messages and enjoyed his tea while awaiting their confirmations, which came back in a matter of minutes. That done, he checked the American stock markets, which were just opening, read the latest news from that half of the world, then indulged in his favorite guilty pleasure: Online shopping. Inu Yasha would need new clothes, he reasoned…Yeah, that was it. Clothes for Inu Yasha. The fact that the pup wore almost the same suit size as he did was merely a happy coincidence.
        Whilst shopping, Sesshomaru decided which of the threats to his brother’s continued existence should be eliminated. Mikoto seemed the obvious choice, since Sesshomaru had no attachment to him, but was he the best choice? He’d been ready to almost trust the man (or at least not interfere with him) until he’d hired that human brat who’d caused so much trouble earlier in the week. There was also the matter of the Asano children’s loyalties. Observation would seem to indicate that they were firmly in Inu Yasha’s camp, not their father’s. They certainly wanted nothing to do with Hisui. (Ooh! Halston on sale! Must have a few of those…for Inu Yasha.) Sesshomaru decided he needed more information about Mikoto’s decision to hire Tachimora and figured he had some idea of where to get it. He pulled another phone out of his pocket and rang the Asano condo. When a sleepy Shunusuke answered, the Demon Lord asked bluntly: "Is your father’s kitsune still on the roof?"
        "Hell if I know," Shunusuke grumbled, then woke up. "Why?"
        "Do you know why your father hired Tachimora?" Sesshomaru asked and was rewarded with thoughtful silence. "I didn’t think so. Ask her to come to the phone."
        No "please" or "thank you". Shunusuke muttered against conceited, ill-mannered demons for a few seconds before telling Sesshomaru he’d go check, put the phone down and stumbled out to the porch in his boxers. He didn’t see her when he leaned against the railing and looked up, so he called out to her: "Hey, Gin! You have a phone call inside!"
        Silence. Shunusuke rolled his eyes. "I can feel you up there…"
        Gin appeared in front of him and quipped lewdly: "You can feel me up?"
        Shunusuke pushed her through the door, then the living room and into his bedroom, which really got her going until he pointed at the phone and said: "It’s Lord Sesshomaru." Then he winked. "I think he’s getting tired of Hisui."
        Gin sobered up in a snap. She glared at Shunusuke suspiciously and growled: "This better not be a joke," then she picked up the phone and discovered it wasn’t a joke at all. "Sesshomaru," she spat, still growling. "What do you want?"
        Sesshomaru overlooked her impertinence for the moment, confident that he could punish her for it later if he still cared. "Why did Asano hire Tachimora?"
        "You hauled me off the roof for that?!"
        Sigh. "You don’t know."
        "Of course I know!" Gin snapped, though she didn’t. She caught Shunusuke’s eye, and found the telepath frowning at her. Well, as long as the brat didn’t open his—
        "She’s lying," he said loud enough for the demon lord to hear him through the phone.
        So much for a little cooperation from her boss’ kid. She snarled at him and mouthed: "Whose side are you on?"
        He shrugged. "Hey, you’ve been spying on me, Gin, that makes you not on my side." Pointing at the phone, he added: "You better answer the man before he thinks he needs to come over here and ask you in person."
        By now, the rest of the condo’s occupants were awake and gathering in curiosity outside the door. Shunusuke was pretty surprised that Yuki and Miroku had left the warmth of their bed and each other to see what he was doing. Sango, he thought, looked incredibly cute in a pair of his boxers and one of his white undershirts (which she thought had come from Yuki).
        The idea of being snotty to Sesshomaru’s face didn’t seem to appeal to the kitsune very much. She made a sour face and huffed: "Lord Asano doesn’t need to explain his actions to every one of his employees."
        "But I should think this action would directly concern you," Sesshomaru purred, "since you might find yourself fighting at that human boy’s side. You would need to be informed. I certainly would inform you, if I were Mikoto."
        Gin gnawed one of her claws, painfully aware of the onlookers hanging around by the door, and Shunusuke’s ability to know her thoughts. Finally she admitted she had no idea why Tachimora had been hired. "Why do you care? Are you afraid he’ll hurt your widdle bwother?"
        "Hmmm…Armani…" Sesshomaru thought aloud under his breath, confusing the hell out of Gin, "I wonder if that cretin could wear Armani?" He seemed to suddenly remember he was on the phone and said in a louder voice: "Tachimora doesn’t stand a chance against any of us, even Inu Yasha." The demon chuckled a bit and added: "Not even against my brother’s human friends."
        "Why don’t you ask Lord Asano yourself," Gin snarled, "if you want to know so badly?"
        "He’s sleeping," Sesshomaru told her dismissively, "and this isn’t worth waking him."
        "But it’s worth waking me?!" Gin roared, then remembered who she was talking to. "Can I go now?"
        Pause. "Yes, I think he might be able to manage Armani…if he gets a decent hair cut. Hm? Oh, yes, you may go. Give Shunusuke the phone."
        As she handed Shunuske the phone, Gin muttered bitterly: "He’s such an asshole," then she pushed through the people at the door for the satisfaction of being able to shove something and returned to her rooftop perch to report to her employer.
        Shunusuke watched her go while Sesshomaru said in his ear: "Is she calling Mikoto?"
        Ah, so that was his game all along. Shunusuke focused on Gin for a moment. "Yes."
        "Good. Can you hear her in any way?"
        "Most of it."
        "We’ll talk in the morning, Shunusuke," Sesshomaru told him in a voice that wouldn’t tolerate argument. "I pay well for information, be prepared to barter."
        He hung up before Shunusuke could reply and went back to ordering an Italian wardrobe for his unsuspecting, fashion-challenged brother and deciding what to do about Mikoto and Hisui. He decided Hisui was really the most stubborn problem, since being reasonable wasn’t her forte. Mikoto, at least, could be reasoned with. Hisui would insist on having her way no matter how ridiculous her wish or the cost of fulfilling it. He leaned back in his chair and sighed, knowing he could become a liability to Hisui at any time. Until then, he just as well enjoy himself.
        Going back to his email, he discovered an online greeting card waiting for him from the woman, herself. "Little minx," he thought with a sly grin. She was probably watching him from some window in the hotel somewhere. He followed the link and shook his head with a smile. "Where does she find these things?" She could be such the little sex fiend sometimes. Well, tonight he refused to be distracted. If Hisui wanted his company, she’d have to come to him. So Sesshomaru played it coy, closed out the card and went back to reading his email (though he made a point of saving the email with the link, so she’d know he wasn’t avoiding her entirely).
        What to do about Hisui, he wondered. How and when might she try to take the Jewel from Inu Yasha and his woman? Would she stop him before he got to the well? Try to return with him through it? He wondered on a lark if asking would get him anywhere, then decided he’d just as well try. So he brought up his Mah Jong program and played against the computer while he waited for Hisui to get tired of watching him and join him instead.
        Soon a pair of soft, cool arms wrapped around his neck in a quick hug that ended in an ear nibble, then Hisui pulled up a chair near enough for the arms to touch and watched him get beat by the computer. "I don’t understand why you insist upon playing a game you never win, Darling," she pouted.
        "That, my dear," he told her with a knowing smirk, "is the difference between you and me. For me, losing is an opportunity for learning and growth, it’s a challenge. I won’t quit playing Mah Jong against the computer until I consistently defeat it." He patted her hand and looked deeply into her shining eyes. "I notice I’m rubbing off on you, but this time I think your persistence is misplaced. While I try to be farsighted and consider the big picture, your vision tends to be more narrowly focused. You fail to consider any possibility that would mean you can’t or shouldn’t have what you want. Sometimes it’s wiser to accept that you can’t always get what you want."
        "But if you try sometimes, you just might find you get what you need," Hisui giggled and gave him a playful kiss on the lips. When her beloved didn’t seem to get her joke, she nudged his shoulder and pouted. "It’s the Rolling Stones, Darling! Mick Jagger!"
        "I’m familiar with the Rolling Stones," Sesshomaru sighed, "and you know it. You’re trying to change the subject, but I won’t let you."
        She wrapped one of her arms around his and lay her head on his shoulder to watch him lose at Mah Jong. "I told you I’m not interested in the Jewel anymore, Darling, so what subject are you trying to make me stick to?"
        Sesshomaru smiled. "I never said anything about the Jewel…"
        Her body tensed for a moment, then she relaxed against him again with a soft giggle. "I mean it. I’m not interested anymore. How can I be, since it would involve harming one of your employees—and I know how territorial you can be."
        "No, my dear," he countered with a quick kiss on the top of her head, "you really have no idea, and I strongly advise against even you testing me in this. Do you understand what I’m trying to tell you, Hisui?"
        Her claws dug into his forearm as his words stung her pride, but her tone remained sweet and playful. "No, Darling, spell it out for me, won’t you?"
        Sigh. He was losing very badly tonight. Maybe he should switch to Go. "My protection of Inu Yasha extends to those he calls friends and against anyone who tries to harm them or interfere with any mission on which I might send him. I’m telling you and your son to back off, Hisui. I mean it."
        "You’re forgetting who you’re talking to," she warned him in a dangerous voice and dug her claws into his arm until little droplets of blood sprang up around them.
        Sesshomaru didn’t flinch. "So are you. I don’t want to fight you, Hisui, but I will if you persist."
        She was quiet for a while, weighing his sincerity against her pride. Meanwhile, he carried on playing Mah Jong as if they were merely discussing the weather. Blood dribbled off his arm onto her thigh, and she watched it puddle then flow over the side onto the wood planks of the deck. She reached down to dip her finger into it, then brought it to her lips to taste. "I will have the Jewel, Sesshomaru, with or without you."
        With that, she left him alone with his Mah Jong and went back into the hotel. Sesshomaru just hoped he wouldn’t find his belongings in the hallway outside the door when he retired for the night.


 

 

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