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CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LOVE: Chapter Twenty Nine |
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Inu Yasha and Kagome were having a serious row over who should have custody of the Shikon Jewel fragments while Inu Yasha hid in the past. Kagome thought she should have them, as always. Inu Yasha thought he should take them with him to the past to keep them out of reach of Hisui and Mikoto. This argument had been going on for almost an hour on the beach outside the condo, utterly defeating the purpose of taking it outside, which was to avoid the listening devices inside. Not only could Gin on her rooftop perch hear the argument, so could a few dozen beach goers. Fortunately, the combatants had a bit of a code going between them, so to Gin it seemed they were just fighting over custody of the Jewel, which was perfectly logical to her. Frankly, she was on Inu Yashas side: He could definitely protect the thing much better than that human girl could, unless there was something about her Gin didnt know, like maybe she had some kind of whiz-bang priestess power she hadnt let on about. "Kagome, stop being stupid!" Inu Yasha screamed in her face. "I can protect the Jewel better than you can!" She narrowed her eyes at him for that "stupid" remark and growled back with a meaningful look: "No, you cant. This isnt even an issue!" "What do you mean it isnt an issue?!" He shrieked back. "Its the most important issue! Its the only issue! Now give it to me, so I can get going!" Kagome shook her head. "Kagome " She turned her back on him and stomped back toward the condo. "Youre going to be late, Inu YaWOOP!" He spun her about by the shoulder and reached into her blouse to rip the Jewel off her neck, only"WHERES THE JEWEL, YOU CRAZY BITCH?!" Silence while Kagome glared at him. "You crazy bitch"?" She repeated slowly, then took a step forward, poked him in the chest and said it again. He backed up, she poked him and said it again. Inu Yasha gulped and almost tripped. "I-I-I didnt mean that. Y-you know how I am. Ha-ha! I just um you know, say things I dont mean." Gulp. "Crazy bitch?" "I said I didnt mean it!" Plop! Inu Yasha fell on his butt in the sand with a tiny yelp. "Wh-wheres the Jewel?" Kagome bent over with her hands on her hips to glare at him darkly, then all of a sudden she got a maniacal gleam in her eye and sneered: "Same place Hisui kept hers " Inu Yasha gagged and turned a funny shade of green. "Just kidding!" Inu Yasha damn near fainted with relief. In a feeble voice, he asked her again: "Wheres the Jewel, Kagome?" She started off for the condo again. "Its someplace safe, so stop worrying." Inu Yasha scrambled to his feet to catch up to her. "Where?" "People are listening, you know." He sighed and tugged on one of his wolf ears. "Fine. Whisper it in my ear." Kagome gave him a scary grin and kept walking. "Kagomeeeeee!" Inu Yasha turned her around by her shoulder and shook her. "This isnt funny! I have to know where it is!" "No you dont." "Yes I do!" "Do not!" "Do too!" "Not!" Inu Yasha felt like tearing out his hair. "Cut it out, Kagome! This is really important. I have to know where it is so I know for sure its safe." She frowned. "Dont you trust me?" Why was she being so difficult? Inu Yasha dug his claws into the palms of his hands and growled his frustration. "I trust you. I just I need to know. For my own peace of mind. Ok?" Kagome sighed. "You big idiot. You werent reaching low enough. Theyre not in my shirt." Gulp. "Theyre not there, either, Inu Yasha, so get your mind out of the gutter." He gulped again and considered his options. So the shards were in her shorts, which, he noticed, had no pockets. Not good. To take the shards by force, hed have to get her shorts off, which he was sure shed never forgive. Not that undressing her hadnt crossed his mind a few times in the past ok, more than a few times but now would be a bad time to act on those fantasies. Wait a minute! Could the shards be in her shoes? He looked down and was disappointed to discover she was barefoot. So much for that idea. Definitely the shorts, then. Now what? Kagomes expression was a mixture of threat and amusement as she watched him go over the possibilities in his mind. The only reason shed put the shards in her panties was because Inu Yasha had taken the Jewel from her neck once before, and if a tactic succeeded once, Inu Yasha was sure to try it again. When he started looking like he was going to go for it, Kagome growled: "Dont even think about." He pulled his hands back for a radical rethink. Ok, the shards were definitely in her pants. Calm down, he told himself when his heart started racing at the very thought of "in Kagomes pants". He squinted at her shorts, trying to see telltale lumps to show where the shards were, but the shorts were too baggy. Well, if the shorts were loose, they couldnt hold the shards in place, which meant one of two things: Either shed glued the shards to her skin, or they were tucked into those little silky things hed found in the dirty laundry basket in the condo. Silky things laden with female scent, which indicated they were worn right next to the female body, which meant they were snug enough to keep the jewel shards from falling out. Now that hed reasoned it through, it made perfect sense. He still didnt approve of it as a hiding place, though, since anybody who wanted to steal the shards would have to undress his woman to get to them. Furthermore, did she plan to keep them there until he returned, even during the Mermaid Ball? "Stop staring, Inu Yasha," Kagome growled, barely able to stifle a giggle at his scarlet face and twitching ears. "Ive taped them to my tummy, so they wont slide around. See? You have nothing to worry about." His ears dipped at that. "Unless somebody attacks you, which you can bet they will without me around!" "Hell-lo!" Kagome waved her hand in front of his face and glared at him like he was a moron. "Youre not the only person who can fight, Inu Yasha. What about Sango? Or Miroku? Or Shunusuke and Yuki? And," she shook a finger in his face and almost lost her momentum when he crossed his eyes to look at it, "youre working for Sesshomaru now, and if anything happens to me, itll be a slap in the face to him because Im your girlfriend." She gave the end of his nose a playful tap and added with a cute, little pout: "I think Ill be ok for one, little night without youbut make sure its only one night, ok? Dont take up with some cute princess, or something, and forget all about boring old Kagome!" "I dont think youre boring," he protested before realizing she was only teasing him. He bent to kiss her, but she felt like playing hard to get and made him chase her around the beach for a little while before finally letting him catch her. Up on the roof, Gin stuck her tongue out at the happy couple, then turned her back on them to sulk. At least Kagomes man paid attention to her. Shinai only noticed his silver furred admirer when she pissed him off. Stupid fox, hung up on that Hisui bitch, who just used him then ground him under her heel. Gin couldnt believe Shinai kept coming back for more, even after the arrival of Sesshomaru. Now that man was more than a match for Hisui Oukami. Gin bet Hisui didnt get away with any of her usual shit with Sesshomaru. He was too cool for that, like her boss. Mikoto and Sesshomaru understood that the world they lived in was controlled by humans and their technology, unlike Hisui who only cared about modern fashions and parties. It was a wonder the woman could use a cell phone! As soon as she thought it, Gin knew she was underestimating the Great Demon of the North. Hisui had a bigger clue than she let on about, of that Gin was certain. Why else would Mikoto let her push him around all the time? Unless he was just pacifying her until she went away so he could get on with his life. Yup. That was probably it. She just couldnt believe Shinai let Hisui wrap him around her little finger! He was much too good for her. Much, much too good. After all, Hisui was just a dog. (So was Mikoto, but Gin chose to ignore that for the sake of dissing Hisui.) "I even took up surfing for that guy!" She muttered under her breath. At least it was funand if it hadnt been for her crush on Shinai, she never wouldve discovered it. It would be more fun if hed surf with her. Did it bother him that they worked for different people? Mikoto was Hisuis son, wasnt that close enough? (Personally, Gin felt shed made the more intelligent career choice of the two.) She lay on her back and watched the clouds roll across the sky. Those damned Asano kids had found all her bugs and disabled them, but Gin didnt feel like leaving her nice, warm puddle of sunshine just yet. The sun-heated roof tiles felt fabulous against her back, as did the sun on her face, softly dappled by the swaying branches of the nearby trees. In a little while the oceans rhythmic crashing and the cozy warmth of her perch put her to sleep. Shunusuke slumped against the back of his
chair with a weary sigh and massaged his temples. That kitsune had a tough skull. It had
taken him twice as long to put her to sleep as it would have if shed been human.
Hard work, that. "I need a nap," he complained to his sister, who waited at his
elbow with a glass of ice water. Theirs werent the only eyes watching
Inu Yashas departure. Aside from several vacationers who happened to look up and see
what appeared to be an unusual pink bird of some kind, there were the spies Mikoto and
Hisui had placed along Inu Yashas projected route to the well. Sesshomaru was
sticking with his two human operatives at the shrine, confident that they were all
hed need to counter his opponents supernatural creatures. To mortals, they
were famous stars of Hong Kong cinema. But Sesshomaru suspected humans would think working
for a powerful demon lord only added to the mystique that already surrounded those
legendary martial artists. What would humans think if they knew who bankrolled John
Woos movies and employed one of his favorite actors? Then again, who would have
suspected Lord Sesshomaru, the Great Demon of the Western Lands, was a die hard Hong Kong
action movie fan? A little smile lifted his lips as he thought Inu Yasha would probably
like those kinds of movies, too. Brotherly bonding. What a concept. Inu Yasha soared over Tokyo, every sense
alert for enemies. He was surprised none of the oni hed felt had tried to stop him
from leaving the resort. In their place, he wouldve been all over that opportunity.
What were they waiting for? Surely they werent waiting till he actually reached the
shrine. In his mind, it seemed a better plan to stop him before he got anywhere near his
goal. Yet, all the oni did was follow him. Interesting. It wasnt as if they
couldnt fly, too, so why follow him on the ground in cars? Were they really so
concerned about what humans would make of supernatural creatures fighting in the skies
over their heads? Hm. Well, whenever they chose to attack, he was ready for them. Back at the resort, Sesshomaru was already
handling it. No matter who the escapee was, they had probably already reported in to their
superior, be that Hisui or Mikoto. What the spy knew was what concerned Sesshomaru most.
If they were human, they wouldnt be able to tell Inu Yasha was changing yet.
However, if they were youkai, or even an oni
"My brother is an idiot," he
muttered as he worked the phone, moving his people into position to intercept the spy. He
wondered where Inu Yasha was. Not in the past, that much had been confirmed by Chan and
Fat, whod seen Inu Yasha take off after the enemy. Theyd also noted his
brother was bleeding rather profusely from a number of bullet wounds, wounds his human
body couldnt heal in the way that his youkai body could. Hed be weak, at the
very least, depending upon the severity of his injuries. Logically, Inu Yasha should have
reasoned that his quarry would return to the resort to report to their boss, but Inu Yasha
wasnt always logical and he was hurt. Either or both things might keep him in the
city, unless by some miracle he decided to follow orders and go home through the well.
Chans mention of youkai insects was troubling, since the only way they couldve
gotten to this time was through the well with Inu Yasha. Their presence also indicated the
past might not be a safe place for his brother tonight, after all. Regardless, Inu Yasha
had to be found before sundown. In the shadow of a dumpster behind a row of shops Inu Yasha sat in a growing puddle of his own blood and tried to stay conscious. |
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