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Chapter 35 (The End)

        Saturday morning found Inu Yasha and his friends, both old and new, enjoying breakfast on the Green Mermaid’s back veranda and trying to avoid saying goodbye. In spite of all the ups and downs they’d had, Inu Yasha knew he’d miss Yuki and Shunusuke. He still thought Yuki was a bit weird but felt sort of sorry for her and Miroku. Goodbye would be hardest for them. He wondered if they’d ever be together again. The Priest who had taught Miroku had told him if he couldn’t get rid of his curse before the year was out, the Air Rip would suck him in. Inu Yasha wondered if Miroku had told Yuki about that.
        He figured he’d especially miss Shunusuke, though. Shunusuke had gotten him to do things he’d never imagined himself doing, like playing guitar and going to parties. When he came back to this time to train with Sesshomaru, he definitely planned to hook up with Shunusuke. He really wanted to spar with him again. It was the closest thing he’d ever had to real sword training and it had whet his appetite for more. Maybe he’d be nice and bring Miroku and Sango along.
        Sango seemed to have warmed to Shunusuke somewhat, but Inu Yasha suspected they were parting as just friends for now. If they met again, he had no doubt Shunusuke would try to upgrade his status to Romantic Interest.
        Only Rei Rei seemed truly content. She was home and back to her normal life…and she knew the truth about the murder of the Great Demon of the East. Doubtless, she planned to tell the young heir the truth and help protect him from Hisui Oukami until he was old enough to avenge his father.
        "Excuse me," the waiter interrupted Inu Yasha’s thoughts politely. He held out an envelope with Inu Yasha’s name on it. "This came for you, sir."
        Inu Yasha took the envelope, and the waiter bowed and went away. "Huh. Who’s sending me notes?" Then his stomach clenched. What if it was Hisui playing with his mind again? Or one of those bloody kitsune?
        The others broke off their conversations to look at him curiously. "Well, don’t just sit there," Kagome urged him with a nudge, "open it!"
        Inu Yasha tore open the envelope with a claw, then tossed it onto the table. Shippo picked it up and turned it over to look at the writing on its face with a furrowed brow while Inu Yasha read the note it had contained.
        "’Inu Yasha,’" he began slowly, "’I’m sorry I couldn’t help you out this time, but a person can’t be in the same place at the same time as themself without canceling out their existence—or so say the scientists. I didn’t feel like testing out their theories. If you’re reading this, it’s Saturday, and you’re about to go home. To make up for not coming to your rescue and to prove my identity, here’s some inside information: Naraku attacked Kaede’s village last night, but Kikyou helped her drive him off. When you go home and find out that’s true, you’ll believe that I’m who I say I am. Maybe we can meet when you show up for work next time. Take care of yourself, Jerk Boy!’" Inu Yasha stopped there and stared at the page in disbelief. He couldn’t even bring himself to look up at Shippo’s curious face as it peered over the top of the note.
        Kagome looked over to see the stamp and name at the bottom of the page and almost choked. On Inu Yasha’s other side, Miroku leaned over to see, and his jaw dropped. He looked from the paper to Shippo, then Inu Yasha.
        "Inu Yasha!" Sango demanded. "Read it! Who’s it from?"
        Inu Yasha closed his eyes and listened to the blood pound in his ears for a few moments, then swallowed hard and said: "It’s from Foxfire, the Great Demon of the South. Otherwise known as Shippo." He put the note down and wrapped both hands around Shippo’s throat and shook him with an angry snarl. "This isn’t funny, fox!"
        "Gag! I…didn’t write…that!" The little kitsune choked. "I mean…me, me. Not me, him, me. Inu Yasha!"
        "Inu Yasha, let him go right now!" Kagome shouted in his ear. "You’re hurting him!"
        "Sesshomaru would’ve said something!" Inu Yasha growled but he let go of Shippo’s neck. The fox fell flat on his back on the table, gasping for air. "Mikoto or Hisui would’ve said something! Hell," he glared at Yuki and Shunusuke in turn, "one of you would’ve said something!" He thumped his fist onto the offending document and hissed: "This is a really bad joke, Shippo!"
        "I told you," Shippo gasped from his prone position, "I didn’t write it! I don’t believe it, either."
        "Well," Kagome mused, "Yuki and Shunusuke did say the Great Demon of the South is a kitsune. And anyway, we’ll know if it’s legitimate if we get home and what the note says happened to the village is true."
        Inu Yasha frowned thoughtfully. She was right, but… "Kitsune don’t get to be Great Demons," he pouted, "they’re not mean enough for it. Just tricky."
        Everyone looked up and beyond Inu Yasha, then a familiar hand touched his shoulder. He smelled his brother, then to his disgust, Hisui. So much for a nice farewell breakfast with people he actually liked. "Good morning, Brother." He chose not to acknowledge Hisui.
        She, of course, chose to acknowledge him. With an exuberant "darling!" and a kiss on each of his cheeks. Much to Inu Yasha’s delight, she didn’t seem to want to sit down and join them. He wiped her kisses from his cheeks with a disgusted scowl and growled at her.
        "Oh, darling, let’s let bygones be bygones, shall we?" She cooed and blew smoke at him till he coughed. "No hard feelings. Until next time, of course."
        "There will be no next time," Sesshomaru reminded her in a tight voice that made it sound like he’d said those exact words at least a dozen times already that morning. Inu Yasha suspected he had.
        Sesshomaru noticed the note in front of Inu Yasha and looked over his brother’s shoulder to read it. After a few moments, he straightened up and frowned at Shippo, who was just getting his wind back and was sitting up looking at him. "So Foxfire is…you? Four hundred years later?" He sounded skeptical. "Is this some kind of a joke?"
        Shippo threw up his hands in disgust. "I didn’t write that!"
        "My point, exactly—"
        "I mean, me," Shippo corrected him. "Me, younger me. Not me, older me. There’s information in there that’ll prove it once we get home!" He sighed with aggravation and added vehemently: "I don’t even want to be a Great Demon!"
        "Good thing," Inu Yasha grumbled, "you’d make a lousy one."
        Shippo narrowed his eyes at him and bared his fangs.
        "You’re too cute," Inu Yasha added. "Great Demons aren’t cute."
        Well, Shippo could hardly be mad at him for calling him cute, but still…"I wouldn’t be such a bad Great Demon, I just don’t want the job, is all. Too much like work."
        Sesshomaru and Hisui smiled at that. "Yes, little fox, it certainly is," Sesshomaru sighed. "A lot can happen in a few centuries. Who knows? Maybe this really is from the future you. I’m curious to hear if that proof in the letter actually proves anything. I think I’ll pay the Great Demon of the South a visit, however, just to be sure. It’s time we met."
        Inu Yasha pierced Shippo with a mean look: "If it really is you, you’re in deep shit for not helping us, Furball! Old kitsune are a lot more powerful than little baby kitsune, like you!"
        "I am not a baby!" Shippo shot back.
        Inu Yasha folded his arms and tossed his head with a huff. "Close enough."
        "Oh yeah?" Shippo hopped up and got in Inu Yasha’s face with an angry growl, his tiny fists balled up and shaking at the smart mouthed half-demon. "You’re such a jerk!"
        Deja vu all over again. "A…jerk? I thought I proved to everybody this week that I’m not a jerk! I’m a hero, dammit!"
        Hisui agreed with Shippo. "You are a foul-mouthed, filthy, tasteless, adolescent punk. In a word: A Jerk."
        That was when Sesshomaru figured it would be a good idea to separate his girlfriend and his brother before they started a rematch of last night. "Brother, I’ll see you in two weeks to begin your training. Report to me at our father’s castle." He favored the rest of the group with a tight smile, then took hold of Hisui’s arm, spun her about and led her back to the hotel. She didn’t seem to want to go.
        "We’ll meet again, darling!" She called back to Inu Yasha with a teasing wink and cheerful wave.
        "I told you," Sesshomaru growled, "there will be no next time!"
        "And stop calling me ‘darling’," Inu Yasha muttered.


        Yuki drove them back to the Higurashi Shrine, though it was a tight squeeze, getting six people into a BMW. Rei Rei found her own way home, promising to look Kagome up when school started again. Kagome’s family was elated to see her alive and unharmed, though Mrs. Higurashi wasn’t too thrilled to see Inu Yasha again until Kagome told her what a hero he’d been all week. She left out the cuddling parts, of course. Her mother probably wouldn’t have approved of her kissing a demon to the point of arousal.
        Mrs. Higurashi invited everyone in for something to drink, but Yuki and Shunusuke said they had to get home. Shunusuke was supposed to pick up some American friends at the airport, and Yuki was scheduled to leave for a train trip to the family castle in Osaka, where she worked as a tour guide for part of the summer.
        "After this week," she explained sheepishly, "I think my parent’s will be a little miffed if I blow it off. Call me when you come back again," she told Kagome. "Here, I’ll give you the number." She found a pen and one of her father’s business cards in her purse, wrote her phone number on it at the castle and in Tokyo and handed it to Kagome. "Guess I’ll see you, then. It was fun meeting you guys!"
        With a friendly wave, she and Shunusuke got in the car and drove away.
        Kagome tucked Yuki’s phone number into her pocket, then looked over at Inu Yasha, only to find him looking a little crestfallen. She reached up and patted his drooping ears and asked: "What’s the matter? We’ll see them again."
        Inu Yasha’s ears twitched away from her touch, and he shrugged. "I guess Shunusuke doesn’t want to hang around with me when I come back for training."
        They looked at him curiously, and Sango asked: "Why do you say that? You guys seemed to get along most of the time."
        Shippo nodded. "They got along even better when Shunusuke first showed up. They practiced sword fighting together," he smirked, "and Shunusuke kicked Inu Yasha’s ass!"
        Inu Yasha growled at him. "Yeah, but I kicked his when it was just hand to hand!"
        Kagome giggled. "I think he’d like to hear from you when you come back."
        Inu Yasha’s ears drooped again. "He didn’t say so, like Yuki did with you just now. He just said goodbye and drove away. I guess he’s mad at me for not trusting him at the end."
        "He’ll get over it," Miroku told him with a reassuring pat on the back. "Don’t worry about it. I don’t think he’s mad at you."
        "And since when do you care what anybody but Kagome thinks of you?" Shippo teased. He jumped up onto Inu Yasha’s shoulder and found it was already occupied by Myouga the flea. "Hey! When’d you come back, you little coward?"
        Myouga huffed indignantly. "Just now. I can’t very well stay in this time, and Lord Inu Yasha is my ride home."
        The Higurashis’ ears pricked up at that, and they asked in unified amazement: "Inu Yasha is a lord?!"
        "What kind?" Sota asked eagerly. "Are you one of the Great Demons?!"
        Gramps thumped him on the head and declared importantly: "Of course he isn’t! He must be the son of a Great Demon!"
        Inu Yasha smirked at him. "Very good, old man. Exactly right. I’m the son of the Great Demon of the Western Lands—in my time. My brother is the Great Demon in this time."
        "Inu Yasha is working for him now," Kagome told her family excitedly. "So he’ll be coming back with me when I come home." The enthusiasm she was hoping for didn’t materialize, so she shifted gears. "He’ll have a real job."
        Raised eyebrows.
        "What are you telling us, Kagome," her mother asked suspiciously. She looked from her daughter to the blushing half-demon next to her, then back again. "You’re not thinking about marrying him at your age, are you?!"
        "Mom, I just—"
        "I absolutely forbid it! You’re much too young!"
        "I was just trying to show you how responsible he is!" Kagome shouted with an angry stomp of her foot. "And whether you like it or not, he’s my boyfriend! I’m just saying he’s not a bad guy. He has a good job, takes care of his friends, and protects me. That’s all."
        Inu Yasha’s blush deepened as he listened to her speech. It was all things he wanted to hear her say, just not in front of people.
        "He’s a demon," Mrs. Higurashi retorted stubbornly.
        "Half demon," Kagome corrected her, "and half human." And he could be full human if he chooses to use the Jewel that way, the way he was going to use it for Kikyou all those years ago. "You don’t even know him!"
        "Kagome…" Inu Yasha began, but Mrs. Higurashi cut him off.
        "Well…" she mused, still giving Inu Yasha a look of death as she imagined the sort of boyfriend-girlfriend things that had been going on all week, "you did say he was going to be coming back to this time with you from now on. You may continue dating him on one condition, then: He must have dinner with us at least one evening each time he comes home with you, so your family will have an opportunity to get to know him."
        Kagome and Inu Yasha blushed sheepishly, and Kagome told her mother in a nervous voice: "Actually, I was sort of hoping he could stay with us when he’s here…"
        "I’ll help around the Shrine!" Inu Yasha was quick to add. "I won’t be any trouble, I swear. You won’t even know I’m there. In fact, I’ll probably be away training most of the time, or working, so you won’t have a demon hanging around your Shrine all the time."
        Mrs. Higurashi raised an eyebrow at him with a wicked little smile. "You’ll help around the Shrine? Meaning, if I ask you to do the dishes—"
        "I can do that!"
        "—or run errands? In disguise, of course."
        Inu Yasha nodded eagerly. "No problem. I’ll earn my keep!" Anything, just don’t keep me away from Kagome.
        She thought about it for what seemed an eternity to Inu Yasha, then nodded. "Alright. You can stay with us when you’re here for training. You can share Sota’s room with him."
        "Alright!" Sota cheered. "That’ll be cool!"
        Though he would much rather have shared a room with Kagome, he knew it was completely out of the question, so Inu Yasha agreed to Mrs. Higurashi’s terms. He actually remembered to thank her with a nice, deep bow. Gods, he never thought he’d be so polite to a human, but she was a very important human if he wanted to keep dating Kagome without sneaking around when they were in this time. Sneaking around would definitely not score him any points with the Higurashi family.
        "Well, that’s settled!" Gramps announced. "So, when do you leave for the past again, Kagome?"
        "As soon as I put these things away and pack for the trip," she sighed. "I have to take everybody else back, too."
        "I can do that," Inu Yasha reminded her. "I want to make sure Kaede’s safe and I don’t want to wait for you to pack a new bag."
        Kagome pouted. "I’m worried, too, you know!"
        Inu Yasha rolled his eyes. "I know you are. I’m just saying, the rest of us can go back and help her right now if she needs it, while you pack—"
        "I don’t have to pack first," Kagome insisted, "I can go right now, then come back here and get what I need later."
        Pause.
        "So, you’re leaving now?" Gramps asked uncertainly.
        Kagome nodded and handed him her suitcase. "But I’ll be back this evening at the latest to get my stuff! Come on, you guys! Kaede needs us!" She ran past her friends in the direction of the well, pausing outside the entrance to the mini shrine to turn and wave a cheerful goodbye to her family. She let everybody else go in ahead of her, then with one last wave, disappeared into the shrine.
        "Do you think I’m doing the right thing, letting her date a half-demon?" Mrs. Higurashi asked her father.
        Gramps nodded sagely and replied: "I like him. Even if he is a demon."
        Sota grinned. "I told you he’s cool!"

 


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