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Fifteen years before the War of the
Monsters Resurrection, Zhara Metallium got bored and lonely. To remedy this problem,
she made a city and a population to inhabit it, then named her city Marrigan because she
liked the way it sounded. She made vampires and similar revenants, variations on ogres and
trolls, and an assortment of chimeras and other modified humans. These creatures struck
most people as disgusting, freakish and terrifyingbut the critics werent
monsters, and in Zharas opinion had no imagination. On the surface, Marrigan
appeared to be just like any other city, with restaurants, hotels, shops, private homes,
all very neat, clean and inviting to travelers. But where other towns existed for the
travelers benefit, Marrigan was designed for one purpose: To lure in unsuspecting
humans to feed the natives. It gave a whole new meaning to the term "tourist
trap". The only hope of escape was to survive till the full moon. Before then,
Zharas magic kept them from leaving. Below Marrigans streets, a tangle of
catacombs sheltered vampires and other revenants from the sun. The catacombs connected to
tunnels, which connected to an immense cavern that was actually a magical shortcut that
enabled Zhara to get from Point A to Point Anywhere Else in a matter of an hour or two. It
couldnt beat the travel times of her father and brother, who could teleport, but it
was a damn sight shorter trip than walking or riding a horse. Zhara was half-dragon but,
unlike her brother Urlich, she had no wings.
Creating Marrigan turned out to have some nifty
perks. For one, it made a great resume piece when Zhara went for freelance jobs with the
local upper-level Mazoku and even got her a gig with the Lord of Nightmares. Another great
benefit was the magic-users Marrigan attracted, like the mage who would become her husband
and father of her children, as well as the father of the Lord of Nightmares child
and who was the host for a piece of Shabranigdo: Lei Magnus. Lei was also the ancestor of
Rezo the Red Priest (another Shabranigdo carrier) and Zelgadis Greywers, via that child of
L-Samas. Many other magical people visited Marrigan, some stayed, some just passed
through (Zhara only allowed those who insulted her to become food for the locals), all
left behind some valuable bit of magical something-or-another. One chap, a rather ancient,
crotchety Elfin wizard, rented space in a tiny building on a tucked-away Marrigan street
and opened a bookstore, chock full of hard-to-find magical tomes, talismans, potions and
mysterious doo-dads. In the first century after opening his shop five years before
Shabranigdo was resurrected, Melfinius Egatius, as he called himself (but was likely not
his real name) had amassed a collection so enormous, Zhara added a special
pan-dimensional catacomb annex to hold it. Her brother Urlich was so impressed with the
collection, he gave Melfinius an endowment of one hundred thousand gold pieces straight
off the bat, then an allowance of ten thousand gold pieces annually to fund his searches
for new acquisitions. In gratitude, Melfinius renamed his shop in honor of his
benefactors, using a cutesy spelling he thought would be a great marketing gimmick. He
called the place Tudrac Magic Emporium: "If you cant find it here, it
doesnt exist!" Tudrac very quickly became one of the worlds best kept
secrets, a name whispered among hard-core magic users with the sort of reverence usually
reserved for the most dangerous high level spells. In time, it took on the aura of legend,
and some even began to doubt its existence.
So it was with sparkling eyes and pounding
hearts that Zelgadis little band of seekers hesitated before Tudracs tiny
storefront, like worshippers confronted for the first time with their god.
"Gee, did Prince Phil design this place,
too?" Gourry asked no one in particular.
The building hid in the shadows of its taller
neighbors, but no shadows could hide the architectural spectacle that was Tudrac. It was a
little brick box, painted purple and adorned with glowing magical symbols and beasts.
There was no particular organization to the images, no reason for each one to be where it
was. It seemed as if the artist (if one could use such a lofty term to describe the
creator) had taken a bucket of the things and tossed it against the walls to see what
would stick. Across the front of the building, just below the roofline, in shining gold
letters was painted the shops name and slogan. The letters flashed on and off, by
using a spell. There were no windows, though it appeared there once had been, but
theyd been bricked up and paintedprobably to prevent vandalism (or to allow
more canvas for the cheesy symbols). The crowning glory of the edifice was a gigantic,
pointy wizards hat plopped onto the flat roof. The hat was black and covered with
the same symbols as the walls, but the ones on the hat lit up. There was a door set in the
middle of the shops facade. It was painted black and boasted the only really
beautiful work of art on the building: A pair of dragons winding about each other in the
shape of a circle. The shops name was painted in gold in the middle of the circle. A
gold dragon provided the doors handle, which was set in the center of the door, just
below the logo.
"Prince Phil wasnt born when this
was done," Urlich told Gourry impatiently. He put his hand on the handle, and in a
flash of light they were inside Tudrac without the door opening, or them taking a step.
"Whoa
" breathed Zelgadis in
admiration. "Even the doorknob is magic
"
Lina giggled. "This place is so
cool!"
Gourry stared about in wonder, turning around
and around and craning his neck as he tried to see everything at once. "Its
bigger on the inside that it is on the outside! Hows it doing that?"
"Its pan-dimensional," Lara
sighed, just as caught up in the wonder of it all as Gourry was, "just as Lina said
before. That means it lies in another dimension. Thats why we didnt walk
through a door but were transported here by magic."
"Like Zharas house," Lina
reminded Gourry, when he looked confused. "Remember how it looked abandoned when we
peeked through the windows, but when her magic let us inside, it was obviously lived in?
Zharas house is in another dimension."
Gourry nodded though he wasnt sure he
completely understood. "You mean, like Xellos pocket?"
Jessica touched his arm as she moved past him,
deeper into the shop. "Just like that. There are some Mazoku who are able to cross
dimensions and even manipulate space. Xellos is quite good at it, though in my humble
opinion, Zhara is better. At least she does something useful with the talent."
"Does Tudrac only stock things for black
and shamanist magic," Amelia wondered as she followed Jessica with one hand on the
kitsunes skirt to keep from getting lost, "or are there white magic things
here, too?"
Jessica glanced down at Amelias hand,
then at the Princess and found the poor girl was a few shades paler than usual and
appeared to be trembling. She put her hand over Amelias and gently pried her skirt
free. "Dont worry, Amelia. Youll never get lost here. All you have to do
is call for Melfinius, and hell send you to your party."
Amelia blushed and let go of Jessicas
skirt. "Oh. Sorry."
"And, yes, you can find white magic items
here, as well," Jessica added patiently. "Anything you want."
"Except a spell to turn a chimera into a
human," Zelgadis interjected bitterly. "L-Sama said the spell didnt exist
until she put it in the world last week." He picked up a small, gold face powder
compact and admired it for a moment before realizing what it was and putting it down in
embarrassment. "The most I can hope to find here is a piece of the spell. Knowing my
luck, Ill just find a clue that makes no sense and Ill be looking for this
damn spell for the rest of my life."
"Thats our Zelgadis!" Lina
crowed and slapped a companionable arm about the dejected chimeras shoulders.
"Mr. Optimism! Careful, Zel, if you get any happier youll pass out again."
He growled at her. "Ha-ha. Very funny. Why
cant you take this seriously, Lina?"
"Where do you get that Im not taking
this seriously?!" Lina gasped. "I think Im more serious about it than you
are! At least Im a little optimistic about our chances for success! Zel," she
sighed and hugged him with one arm, "if you believe youre doomed to fail, then
you will fail. So lighten up, ok?"
"Absolutely correct, Miss Inverse!"
Boomed a deep, echoing, male voice that rattled whatever wasnt nailed down.
Everyone but Ulrich and Jessica looked
frantically about for the source of the voice, then their eyes were drawn to a shimmering
golden light on the other side of the display table from Zelgadis. The light swirled and
crackled, then shot up to the ceiling in a blaze of golden fireworks and explosions.
Amelia shrieked and covered her ears, Urlich and Jessica chuckled, but the others watched
the spectacle in awe. When the light faded, Melfinius stood before them, arms
outstretched, bushy eyebrows waggling dramatically. In that big, booming voice, he
announced:
"Welcome! Welcome to Tudrac Magic
Emporium! If you cant find it here, it doesnt exist! Here is where dreams
become reality!"
"Cut the schmaltz, Mel, were on
mission," Urlich sighed.
The Elf deflated with a very annoyed look for
Urlich, but since Url was still funding his buying trips, Melfinius swallowed his pride.
"I believe first-time visitors should get the full effect, Mr. Metallium! But, since
you are obviously in a hurry, well skip the formalities and get right down to
business." He floated around the table until he hovered before Lina, then floated
himself up to her eye level. "Miss Lina Inverse?"
She gulped. "Yes
"
He looked her up and down, scratched his beard,
then said to the ceiling: "I still dont believe this little girl is the
infamous Lina InverOOF!" Melfinius sailed backwards in an end-over-end spin
from the impact of Linas fist.
"I am NOT a little girl!" She
screamed at him.
He spun himself back to her with an indignant
snarl. "Well, I never! How rude!"
"Whos rude?!" Lina shot back.
"Youre the one who insulted me!"
Melfinius brushed off his robes and reorganized
his hair and beard. "What insult? Youre a girl and youre little. You
could just as well call me a little Elf, and I wouldnt be insulted because it would
be true. I dont understand what your problem is with the truth!"
Lina pulled back for another punch and growled:
"Just because its the truth doesnt mean its nice to say!"
A swing and miss! Melfinius floated out of her
way with a severe frown. He held out his hand and a crystal ball appeared in his palm.
"Miss Metallium! I refuse to do business with this horrible creature!"
A very annoyed Zhara appeared in the ball and
scolded the old Elf. "Shes not the one you need to deal with. Let me see Lina,
Mel."
"Why do you even"
"Mel
"
"Oh fine!" He twirled his finger over
the ball, and a sprinkling of gold glitter rained down upon it in a spiral. When it was
done, Zhara was facing Lina, whose still had her fist ready to sock Melfinius as soon as
she could get him in range again.
"Attack spells wont work in
Tudrac," Zhara explained with a sharp look, "and if you attempt one, anyway,
youll find yourself transported to a random location in the catacombs. Probably
someplace where the residents are hungry. Understand?"
"Why are you bitching at me?" Lina demanded. "Hes the one throwing
around insults! I didnt do anything to him!"
"You hit him," Gourry reminded her
meekly.
"After he insulted me!"
"Oh yeah," Gourry nodded. "That
was pretty rude of him. After all, were paying customers, right?"
Lina nodded importantly. "Thats
right. Paying customers. Is this any way to treat paying customers, Mr. Egatius?"
The Elf crossed his arms and turned his back on her with an indignant toss of his grizzled
head. "Youre not a customer, youre Lina Inverse. And I expected much more
of the famous Lina Inverse, to be perfectly honest!"
"Oh, youll get much more if you keep
this up, old man!" Lina growled back.
Urlich slapped his hand down onto her shoulder
to keep her from attacking the old boy from behind. "Just ignore him, Lina. Hes
too old for you to change him, and youre too stubborn for him to change you.
Lets just put this behind us and go shopping, ok? We have a spell to find,
remember?"
"Right," Zelgadis agreed, "and
we dont have time to jerk around about it, either. You always do this to me, Lina.
Thats why I wanted to do this on my own." He pushed Lina aside and walked
around the pouting Melfinius until he was standing in front of him. "Mr. Egatius,
Im looking for a clue to piece of a spellor maybe the piece, itselfthat
was left for me by the Lord of Nightmares. I think that one of the pieces lies here, in
Marrigan. The clue we had was the Gold Dragon rune for twins, so we figured that was
Urlich and Zhara, so we came here. You do claim that if it cant be found at Tudrac,
it doesnt exist, so
"
Melfinius looked up at him under his bushy
brows and a little smile twitched his lips. "Mr. Greywers," he said with a
chuckle, "Ive been waiting for you, as a matter of fact. Please come with
me." He held up the crystal ball and smiled at it. "Miss Metallium, I will
contact you later. Thank you for your assistance." Zhara disappeared, and he tucked
the ball into his sleeve. "The rest of you may browse to your hearts
content." He looked over his shoulder and added with a wink for Lina: "The
childrens section is on the fourth sub-floor, Miss Inverse." In a puff of
golden smoke, he and Zelgadis were gone.
"Why you
" Lina snarled. She
lifted up her hands and muttered: "Darkness beyondoh wait a sec. Did Zhara mean
it about attack spells?"
"Absolutely," Jessica told her
firmly. "I wouldnt test it, if I were you."
Lina let her hands drop with a growl. "Ok,
fine. If thats the way hes going to be
I just wont buy
anything!"
"Sure you wont," several of her
companions muttered at once.
Zelgadis and Melfinius reappeared in a small
room that looked for all the world like the inside of a crystal ball. The walls, floor and
ceiling were glass, beyond which lay a sea of stars. Seven scrolls floated at the very
center of the room and were the only other thing in the space, outside of the Elf and the
chimera, who also floated. Zelgadis immediately tried to float himself over to the scrolls
but couldnt do it.
Melfinius chuckled. "You didnt think
it would be that easy, did you, Mr. Greywers? Everything has a price"
"Name it."
The Elf gave him a queer look. "I mean,
nothing comes easy, I should think a man in your position would know that by now."
Zelgadis clenched his fists. So the old guy
wanted to play games. What did he have to do? Pick the right scroll? "Let me guess:
Only one of those scrolls is the right one, and if I dont pick the right one, too
bad, so sad. Right?"
Melfinius found that amusing. "Count the
scrolls."
Zel did. "Seven. Your point"
Suddenly his eyes went wide as he realized the significance of that number. Could it be?
"Seven! Is that the whole spell?!"
Grin. "Those are seven blank scrolls. As
you find each piece of the puzzle, a part of the spell will appear on a scroll. When
youve gathered all seven pieces, return to Marrigan, and I will instruct you in
their use."
Zelgadis frowned at his companion. "The
Lord of Nightmares entrusted you with the spell? Is that what youre telling
me?"
He shrugged. "There is no safer place to keep an important spell than Tudrac in
Marrigan. She created this pocket in space to contain the scrolls and told me all that you
will need to know to use them once youve gathered all of the pieces. Now," he
cleared his throat and folded his legs underneath himself, "tell me what other clues
you found in the tomb, Mr. Greywers."
"Youll help me!" Zelgadis
gasped in disbelief. Where was this guy when they were studying that damn fresco and
getting their asses kicked out of Seyruun?! And why didnt L-Sama tell Jessica about
him?! "Hang on. How do I know youre on the level? Jessica talked to L-Sama, and
she didnt mention anything about you or this shop!"
Melfinius gave him an irritated glare.
"She also didnt tell you to go to Marrigan, did she? She only said to find the
clues in the fresco. Hmph! Kids these days! Never willing to work for anything, just want
everything spoon fed to them!" He threw up his arms in disgust. "And it had
better be a silver spoon, hadnt it?!"
Zel sighed heavily. Figured L-Sama would pick
someone annoying to be the keeper of his spell. "So, if I tell you the clues we
found, will you tell me which are right and which arent?"
He thought about it a moment, then nodded.
"I am allowed to do that. Proceed."
"Well, I guess weve established that
a clue lies in Marrigan"
"No," Melfinius interrupted firmly,
"there is no clue in Marrigan. Marrigan is where the scrolls are, so it was of
supreme importance that you come here first."
Zels stomach bottomed out at that news.
If Marrigan didnt hold a piece of the spell, that meant they were one clue short!
Great. They just left Seyruun and already had to go back for another look at the fresco.
Maybe they should split up, send Princess Amelia or Lina back to Seyruun (or both of them;
he figured hed get more done without those two tagging along), while the rest of
them checked out the next clue on the list. He figured he was stuck with Urlich and
Jessica until he could figure out a way to ditch them, too, thanks to Prince Phil. Better
see if the other clues held water before planning any further, he thought. "We
thought the fire indicated Firedrake, Gourrys new sword."
Melfinius nodded. "Correct. Very good.
Next."
Gourry was right?! That was auspicious! Wait
till he told Lina. Heh. "Ok, we saw a White Knight, which we took to mean a Knight of
Seifeid, possibly Luna Inverse."
"Spot on. Next."
Heh. Luna Inverse. An encounter with her was
enough incentive to keep Lina around, just for the fun of watching her reactions. "We
thought the subject matter of the fresco was a clue, too, pointing to the ancient
battleground of Seifeid and Shabranigdo."
"Chuh-ching! Next."
"There was a rune for L-Sama on one of the
pieces of Shabranigdo, but were not sure why thats important," Zel
sighed. "I mean, are we supposed to go find the Lord of Nightmares and get a clue
from her? Or do we visit one of her temples? I dont get it"
Melfinius cut him off with a wave of his hand.
"Her rune does not point you to a clue. She is the originator of the spell.
Next."
"What?!" Zelgadiss jaw dropped.
They were wrong about two of the clues?!
"I said youre wrong about that being
a clue. Please continue."
"Butthat only leaves us with
five"
"Less if you happen to be wrong about more
of them," Melfinius shot back in annoyance, "but we wont know until you
tell me, now will we?"
"But"
"Get on with it!"
Zelgadis fought the urge to hit the Elf and
took a deep breath to calm himself. Melfinius was being helpful, though not as helpful as
Zel wouldve liked. Specifically, he wouldve like Melfinius to special order
the pieces of his spell and wrap them up in a nice package, complete with a how-to book,
then pack him off to Seyruun to cast the damn thing! Hey
never hurt to ask.
"Sure you cant special order the pieces for me?"
"Positive. Clue number five, please?"
Zel grumbled for a few moments, then carried
on. "One of the pieces looks like a snake, so Lina thought that might mean her old
traveling buddy Naga the Serpent. I understand shes in Marrigan right now."
Melfinius nodded. "Yes, yes, quite right.
Next clue."
Pause. "Naga is a clue?"
"I said as much! Now get on with it!"
Impatient little son of a bitch, Zelgadis
thought sourly. "But you said there wasn't a clue in Marrigan. If Naga's a clue and she's in Marrigan, then there is a clue in Marrigan!"
Melfinius frowned for a moment, then shrugged. "Sorry. Forgot. Please continue."
Zelgadis glared. "You forgot? How can you forget Naga the Serpent? Lina said that woman has a laugh that--"
The Elf paled and waved his hands in Zel's face to cut him off. "Don't remind me! I was trying to block out the memory!" He shuddered. "Dreadful creature...just the sort I'd wish on that horrible Lina Inverse!"
Zel grinned. "First Naga, then Luna. Too bad you won't be around to see what Lina does at the mere mention of her sister. Last time, she buried herself under a pyramid."
"Hm, yes...pity I won't get to see it. Serves her right for hitting me, the little ingrate! Now, about the rest of your clues?" He raised a meaningful eyebrow to make his point.
"We were a little shaky on clue number seven. Lina thought it was either the sarcophagus or the hieroglyphics in the tomb. Jessica thought it might be Seifeid, indicating dragons. I dont know if that would mean the Dragon Gods, the last remaining Gold and Ancient Dragonsthere are only one of each"
"Unless you count Zhara and Urlich, who
are of mixed blood, but I get your point. Its not dragons, anyway. Or the tomb
paintings, or the sarcophagus." The wizard scratched his beard and observed
thoughtfully: "That knocks out three of your clues. Tch! Id hoped for
better." He sighed, then shrugged. "Ah, well. Im sure youre clever
enough to remember other things you saw in the frescoor to find more clues by
looking at it again."
"Ive been expelled from
Seyruun," Zelgadis told him dryly. "They wont let me go back until I have
all of the pieces of the spell."
"Which, naturally, wont preclude you
from sneaking back into the cemetery," Melfinius coughed under his breath. He turned
to find Zelgadis looking at him in surprise and shrugged. "Well, its what I
would do. It was horribly unfair of Prince Phileonel to ban you from the very thing you
need to gather all of the pieces of the spell. You must have done something terrible to
anger Pacifist Phil that much." He winked and asked in a conspiratorial voice:
"So, what did you do? Sneak into the Royal Treasury? Make a pass at her Royal
Highness?"
Zelgadis rubbed his temples. He really
didnt want to talk about it. "Tell you what, Mel," he offered with a cruel
smirk, "Ill give you the gossip, if youll give me a clue. Just one,
little clue, thats all I ask."
Melfinius shook his head. "No can do. I
have the strictest orders from the Lord of Nightmares, and disobeying her has the direst
consequences. Ill just have to do without the gossip. I can find out by other
means."
"Can you answer questions that arent
about clues?" Zelgadis asked him tightly.
He thought about it a little while, then nodded
slowly. "It would depend upon the question."
Zelgadis reached over to smack him on the back.
"One way to find out, Mel old boy! Did you notice the blonde that was with me when I
came in?"
The Elf shook off Zelgadis hand and
brushed off his robes where it had been. "Dont call me Mel, and yes
I noticed her. Sorez, I believe is her name. I thought she was dead."
"Maybe
"
"I had also heard," Melfinius added
with a thoughtful tug on his beard, "from disreputable sources, that she had copied
herself a few times. I heard she wanted lab assistants. I also heard she feared someone
wanted to kill her."
"Ive heard that, too," Zelgadis
agreed. "See, yesterday morning, that woman said she was Lita Sorez, copy of Lara,
and that Lara had sicd a monster on her when she refused to help with her research
anymore. Then she looks at the fresco, faints, and when she wakes up, shes Lara
Sorez, who says she made copies so theyd get killed instead of her."
"How cold," Melfinius observed with a
slight shudder. "So, you want to know which Sorez is traveling with you?"
"And if theres a monster after
her," Zelgadis added.
Melfinius shrugged. "Im afraid I
dont know the answer to either question. I deal in magic, not information. For that,
you must go to Zhara. She has people who do that sort of thing for the right price."
Sigh. Of course she did. She was a mercenary.
Zelgadis lay back on his invisible cushion of air to have a good think. So, Melfinius
didnt know what was up with the Sorez woman, either. And now they were down three
clues, too. Oh well, it wasnt like hed ever imagined this would be easy, or
anything, but he really thought theyd score more clues than just four. Boy was Lina
gonna be pissed. Heh. Good. He could use the energy. Hmmm
speaking of monster food,
he should speak to Amelia about going back to Seyruun to look for more clues. She was the
perfect candidate, since no one would question her. He could get Lina to go with her, just
in case Xellos showed up (yeah, thats what hed say; shed buy that). And
if Xellos showed up looking for him, Zelgadis decided to use the visit as an opportunity
to gather information. Annoying as he was, Xellos knew a lot of things and worked for
someone who also knew a lot of things. Hed probably be willing to trade for
information about the contents of Laras tomb. Of course, he could also take
Melfinius advice and hire one of Zharas fact finders, but that would cost
actual money. At least he knew he had something Xellos wanted and could trade. He just
couldnt do it around any of his companions, since theyd stop him. Therefore,
he must ditch his companions at the earliest possible opportunity. But how? If he could
send Amelia off on a mission, that would take care of his biggest headache, since nobody
else could work up quite the happy-feel-good rant that she could. Sending Lina with Amelia
would solve his second biggest headache but also deprive him of a mighty fine food source.
Hm. Maybe Gourry should go with Amelia
Or Jessica, perhaps. Certainly not Lara. He
wanted her where he could see her. Something about her was important to his quest, and Zel
figured hed be in a better position to find out what it was if he hung around with
her a lot. Threatening her had gotten him nowhere, so Zel decided a different tactic was
in order. He would be her new best friend, taking her side against those who would give
her a hard time about her identity.
Sounded like a plan to him.
"So, Melfinius," Zelgadis asked after
a while, "any other information you can offer me? Or would I just be wasting my
breath, asking you?"
The Elf gave him an irritated look. "I
told you it depended upon your question."
Well, he couldnt think of any more
questions off the top of his head, so Zel just shrugged. "If I think of something,
can I call you by crystal ball?"
"I think that is allowable, yes."
Well, that was better than nothing, Zel
supposed. He also supposed hed keep that helpful little piece of information to
himself as a sort of ace in the hole. Oh boy, he could annoy people by telling them things
are a secret. He should even waggle his finger at them and wink when he did it, just to be
a jerk. Maybe he should do it to Xellos to see if the Trickster would find it as annoying
as everyone else did whenever he did it. Oh, what fun!
Zelgadis sat up and clapped his hands together
with finality. "Alrighty then! Guess Ill go shopping!"
Meanwhile, back in the shop, Gourry was
getting into trouble. More specifically, Firedrake had found an old friend and refused to
let Gourry leave the room without it. He couldnt hear the sword speaking as a person
might speak to him, using words, but Gourry was quite certain he knew exactly what his
sword was trying to communicate to him. What Firedrake told him was he better buy that
other sword, or leave Firedrake behind. Period. No argument would be tolerated. The
problem was, Gourry didnt have enough money to cover the asking price for that other
sword. Furthermore, he was a one-sword man. Hed never even tried to use two swords,
nor had any desire to do so. However, it seemed if he wanted to keep Firedrake, hed
better learn. So he called for Melfinius, which was what Jessica had told him to do if he
had a question about something. Melfinius was still busy with Zelgadis, so he didnt
show up right away.
However, someone else did.
"Oh, hi, Naga."
She smiled at him and pointed at her throat.
"Zhara put a gag spell on you again?"
She shook her head and mimed bushy hair and a
long beard.
"Melfinius did it?"
Naga nodded emphatically.
"Thats not a very nice thing to do
to a customer," Gourry told her sympathetically, then he remembered something Lina
had told him and asked: "You didnt laugh for him, did you?"
She tossed her head, then blushed and nodded
sheepishly.
"Well, Im trying to get him down
here to ask him about this sword," he pointed to it, and Naga came over for a closer
look, "so if you stay here, Ill ask him to take the gag off, ok?"
Naga hugged him to show her appreciation, and
Gourry almost fainted from the sensation of huge breasts pressing his chest armor against
his body. He remembered Lina, though, and peeled Naga off of him. "Lina and I are an
item, so you shouldnt do that, ok?"
Naga wiggled her eyebrows at him suggestively,
then held her hands out in front of her and rocked her hips.
Gourry turned bright red. "Thats
none of your business!"
Naga grinned and wiggled her eyebrows some
more, then bent to examine Firedrakes friend. It was the same size and design as
Firedrake, only where Firedrake had gold, this blade had silver. Both bore drakes on their
scabbards, but the other swords drake was made of lapis lazuli, where
Firedrakes was made of carnelian. Firedrakes scabbard was white, the other
swords was black. Naga whistled her appreciation of the craftsmanship.
Gourry patted Firedrake on his hip. "It
looks like Firedrake, only in different colors. See?"
Naga turned to examine Firedrake, then looked
at Gourry and nodded. She pointed to each sword, then made that lewd rocking motion with
her hips again. Gourry started to be offended, then got the message.
"You mean, you think theyre
mates?"
Firedrake confirmed her observation very firmly
in Gourrys brain.
He picked up the other sword and pulled it from
its sheath. "I guess Im buying it. Ill just have to borrow money form
Lina, I guess."
Naga laughed a soundless but hearty laugh at
that.
Gourry sighed. "I guess youre right:
Theres no way Lina will loan me money. Maybe I should talk to Zhara about
it
"
Thats when Melfinius showed up. He
plucked the sword out of Gourrys hand and declared: "That wont be
necessary, my boy! I see you carry Firedrake. Im sure Dolgen Feitt wont let
you leave the shop without Icedrake. Just give me a moment to remove the tracking
spell," he waved his hand over the sword, sprinkling magical gold dust over its
length, then proudly handed the sword back to Gourry. "Use it in good health, Mr.
Gabriev! That will be one hundred fifty gold pieces!"
"But I dont have that
much"
"How much have you got?"
Gourry fingered his money pouch and hesitated.
He knew this trick. Whatever he told Melfinius he had was how much hed be charged
for the sword. "I think I should talk to Zhara about it first, since she let me have
Firedrake. Maybe she wants me to have both."
Melfinius didnt seem happy with that
notion. "Nonsense. Icedrake was made for another mage, entirely!"
"By Zhara, Ill bet," Gourry
interrupted.
The Elf tugged at his beard and looked
nervously away. "Well, yes, that would be true
"
"So Zhara can decide if I have to pay for
it," Gourry told him smugly. "Just call her on your crystal ball, and Im
sure she can clear this up right away. Oh, and take the gag spell off of Naga, please.
Thats a really mean thing to do to a customer."
Melfinius sputtered in mock outrage for a few
moments, started to deny having anything to do with Nagas predicament, then gave up
with a dramatic flap of his voluminous sleeves. "Oh, very well. But dont come
crying to me when she starts cackling at you!" He snapped his fingers, and
Nagas voice was restored.
She lifted her hand to her mouth and let go
with a really loud cackle, just to punish Melfinius for gagging her. The displays in the
room rattled, and Gourry and Melfinius looked like they were going to be sick.
"Young lady, if you do that again, I will
expel you from this shop!" Melfinius snapped with an imperious stomp of his foot.
"Is that understood?"
Naga flipped her hair at him and nodded with a
twinkle in her eyes. "That was a horrible thing to do to a customer! I might have to
tell Zhara"
"Zhara gagged you, too!" Melfinius
argued.
Naga pouted but nodded her agreement to his
terms.
Melfinius then turned his attention to Gourry
with an impatient sigh. "Fine. I will ask Zhara about Icedrake and get back to
you."
"You have a crystal ball," Gourry
insisted with a distrustful glare. "I saw you put it in your robes before you went
off with Zelgadis. Say, where is Zelgadis?"
"Shopping," Melfinius replied
tersely. He held out his hand, and the crystal ball materialized in his palm. "Have
you any idea how valuable that sword is?"
"Im a very good judge of
swords," Gourry told him. "I was the Swordsman of Light for most of my life, you
know."
Melfinius snorted his opinion of that.
"And where is the Sword of Light now, hm?"
Gourry folded his arms across his chest and
smirked. "I returned it to its rightful owners after using it to destroy Darkstar. It
came from the other world, so it didnt belong here." He bent down to give the
little Elf a dark stare and added meaningfully: "Some people are honest."
Melfinius brows shot up, and it was all
he could do to keep from bonking Gourry over the head with the crystal ball. "How
dare you insult me in my own shop?! I am a very honest businessman!" He jabbed a
finger at Icedrake and added sharply: "And if you were honest, you wouldnt try
to get out paying for that sword!"
Gourry straightened up with a wave of his hand.
"Yeah, yeah. Are you gonna call Zhara, or what?"
Melfinius growled. Gourry growled. Naga wound
up for a cackle, but a glare from the old Elf changed her mind and she decided to check
out the weapons in the room instead. Melfinius summoned Zhara on the crystal, this time
forgoing the flashy gold dust and just cutting directly to the chase.
The first thing Zhara noticed when she appeared
in the crystal ball was Icedrake in Gourrys hand. She grinned. "Ah! Wonderful!
I was hoping Firedrake would lead you to its mate! I made them to work together but I left
it to Dolgen Feitt to decide if you were worthy of Icedrake. I see he led you to it, at
least."
"He wont let me leave the room
without it," Gourry told her with a smug look for Melfinius. "Melfinius wants me
to pay for it!"
Zhara chuckled. "Let him have it, Mel.
Its my sword, I can do with it as I please. Its not like Url and I dont
shovel enough money into your pockets already."
The Elf grumbled but let Gourry have the sword.
"Dont disgrace it, Mr. I Gave Away the Sword of Light!"
"I told you"
"Yes, yes, you gave it back to its
rightful owners," Melfinius cut him off impatiently. "So you said. You
shouldve sold it to them, then youd have enough money to buy Icedrake,"
Zhara cleared her throat, and Melfinius changed
his tune real fast.
"That is, if you had to pay for it, of
course."
Gourry shook his head. "Why should I sell
it to its rightful owners? That wouldnt be right, Melfinius. You know,
honestys a good thing. You should try it sometime."
"Hes insulting me again,
Zhara," Melfinius muttered to the crystal ball. "You know Im only enduring
this sort of treatment for your sake!"
Zhara smiled. "I know, and youre
such a noble, long-suffering sod, arent you?"
The Elf was less than amused. "I bring
plenty of business to this city, Miss Metallium! What would happen if I left it, hm?"
"Youd lose your ten thousand gold
piece a year stipend from Urlich, your pan-dimensional showroom from me
"
Melfinius drooped. "Oh, yes, well, you do
have a point."
"Anything else I can do for you,
Mel?" Zhara asked with a smirk.
He shook his head, then collected his dignity
and wiggled his eyebrows at her. "Not at this time, Miss Metallium. Thank you for
assistance once again."
"Give him the owners manual, too,
Mel."
Droop.
"You were gonna try to make me pay for it,
werent you?!" Gourry accused in shock. "I cant believe youre
that greedy!"
Naga cackled very quietly. "You travel
with Lina and you cant believe someone can be that greedy? How naïve!
OH-HO
er
teehee-haha-hoho
"
Zhara found that very amusing. "Poor Naga.
Let er rip when you leave the shop, and I promise not to stop you. Hows
that?"
Nagas face lit up and stars sparkled in
her eyes as she nodded enthusiastically. "I dont understand why none of you
appreciates my beautiful laughter! Dont you know that laughter is like good
medicine?"
"Yeah, but medicine usually tastes pretty
bad, no matter how good it is," Gourry snorted. He looked Naga over and blushed in
spite of himself. "Do you always dress like this?"
Naga struck a pose with one hand behind her
head and the other on her hip and fluttered her eyelashes at him. "Would you hide
such a magnificent figure?"
"Magnificent" wasnt the word
that immediately popped into Gourrys mind to describe Nagas curves. He
actually couldnt think of a suitable adjective while she was standing there in next
to nothing, looking at him with a seductive expression. Man, if Lina had knockers like
that
"Ah-ha! You see? Youre dazzled by my
beauty!"
It wasnt her beauty that had him dazzled.
"Um, I think Ill go find Lina now. Nice seeing you again, Naga." He
saluted Melfinius with Icedrake then turned to go, only to find Naga hanging on his arm.
"Stop that! If Lina sees you doing that, shes beat us both senseless!"
Melfinius grinned mischievously. "Well, in
that case, she absolutely must see you!" He waved his hand and in a dazzle of gold
glitter, Gourry and Naga were gone. "Well! I did my good deed for the day!
Teehee!"
"No, wait! The owners manual!"
Gourrys disembodied voice cried.
"Make sure he has that book when he leaves
the shop, Mel," Zhara reminded the giggling Elf. "I mean it. Ill know if
he doesnt have it. And dont even dream of trying to sell it to any of his
friends, or itll come out of your pocket!"
Melfinius huffed. "I wouldnt dream
of trying."
"Sure you wouldnt
"
In the Black Magic Library
"GOURRRRYYYY!"
"Its not what it looks like! I
swear!"
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