Zelgadis On The Road Menu

This is the sequel to Zelgadis On The Couch, so it would be helpful if you've read that one first. However, it's not essential, since I'll try to recap the key points from that story as we go along. When we left Zelgadis and his friends, they were on their way to Seyruun to visit the grave of Dr. Lara Sorez, whose form Xellos had used to trick Zelgadis. Zel fell in love with her, only to find out the real Dr. Sorez had been murdered before he met her, and the woman who'd seduced him was really his worst enemy, Xellos. Still, Zel feels he owes it to the real Lara to visit her grave. Xellos might just have the last laugh, though, since the copy body Zelgadis wears contains some of the Trickster Priest's genetic material. So far, it's just made him a little more annoying than usual, and Zel and his friends hope that's the only effect that bit of Xellos will have. It's three days after their arrival in Seyruun, and Zelgadis, Princess Amelia, Lina Inverse and Gourry Gabriev are finally being allowed to visit Dr. Sorez' tomb. Boy are they in for a surprise...

Zelgadis On The Road contains strong language and sexual situations which might be offensive to some readers. If you read ZOTC before diving into this story, you know how I write, but I'll warn you now: I'm hitting harder in this one. There are also an awful lot of spoilers in this story, but I guess you've gotten used to that from me, too, huh?

Part One

Chapter One: The Tomb Artist
Chapter Two: The Monster Within
Chapter Three: Food For Thought
Chapter Four: Breakfast of Champions
Chapter Five: The Good, The Bad and The Busty
Chapter Six: Revelations
Chapter Seven: Curiouser and Curiouser
Chapter Eight: One of Those Days
Chapter Nine: Xellos On The Couch
Chapter Ten: Ask God
Chapter Eleven: Matters of the Soul

Chapter Twelve: Getting A Clue
Chapter Thirteen: On the Road Again
Chapter Fourteen: I Love You, Man!
Chapter Fifteen: Little Magic Shop of Horrors
Chapter Sixteen: Star Crossed Lovers
Chapter Seventeen: Reunions
Chapter Eighteen: My Friend the Monster
Chapter Nineteen: Green-Eyed Monster
Chapter Twenty: Deja Vu
Chapter Twenty One: Hittin' the Highway
Chapter Twenty Two: Enlightenment
Chapter Twenty Three: Now It's Personal

Part Two

Chapter Twenty Four: Blood, Surprises and Confessions
Chapter Twenty Five: Lawyer Land
Chapter Twenty Six: It Just Gets Worse
Chapter Twenty Seven: Dirty Laundry
Recap: Just a little summary of the action so far
Chapter Twenty Eight: Watch Where You're Going
Chapter Twenty Nine: Smear Campaign
Chapter Thirty: Community Service
Chapter Thirty One: La Cage Aux Zelle
Chapter Thirty Two: The Things We Do For Love
Chapter Thirty Three: The Trial of the Century Part I

Chapter Thirty Four: The Trial of the Century Part II

Roadside Tidbits

Side Story: Lina Inverse Takes The Queen of Swords to Task (a sort of prequel to chapter nine)
Chapter Twelve Manga by Jessica: Amelia's True Love
The Truth Behind Amelia's and Naga's Relationship (as posted on the Slayers Universe Message Board by QP/Diana)

ZOTR Chapter and Fanart!

Ok, I've been remiss. I've gotten lots of questions about where I'm getting all these quotes. Most of them come from http://www.coolsig.com It's part of a site called Amused.com: http://www.amused.com Chapter 11's quote comes from the main character in one of my all-time favorite comic books: Poison Elves, by Drew Hayes. Here's a cool site devoted to PE (it's also where I nicked the quote): http://www.poisonelves.com